“Email Players” subscriber Sean Kaye says of my free elBenbo’s Lair Facebook group:
“You know what I like about Ben and this group? There are no fucking mush cookies or pissy whining hipster losers sharing their feelz with everyone. This group wouldn’t tolerate that and that’s what I like about it. Just read some shit on FB that made me want to kick kitten – it was so saccharine it made my teeth hurt.”
If you want all the feelz and nonsense my Facebook group/lair is not a very pleasant place.
If you want to spend your time on facebook looking at pretty chicks pretending to have perfect lives while they’re secretly miserable, or guys pretending to be mini-rockstars while they are secretly broke as a joke, that’s what your main timeline is for. If you want real and raw and (at times) offensive (but always with a purpose), not to mention a zero tolerance for mush cookies, goo-roo fanboys, or wannabes… then elBenbo’s Lair is your huckleberry, babycakes.
But, a word of warning before rushing over there…
I automatically decline anyone who fits this criteria:
1. Doesn’t have a photo of themselves
2. Is in a ton of other fb groups
3. Is a known troll, spammer, or instigator of nonsense (gossip, just wants to debate politics, etc — go waste some other group’s time with that).
If those are you, get ye behind me monster.
For everyone else, the fun’s over here: