My latest novel “Evil’s Child” is on Amazon
“Evil’s Child” (book 4 of my “Enoch Wars” saga) is now alive and wriggling on Amazon. And, if you buy it (in Kindle or print format) and send me the receipt *by* Sunday, April 9th at midnight EST I will give you…
“The Zoe Tapes — Volume 1”
What are the Zoe Tapes?
They are a series of 15 videos I made for the Citizens of my secret elBenbo’s Lair Facebook group (and before you ask, no, I am not letting anyone in anymore, Immigration is closed) over the last few months.
They are of my dog being walked on the beach.
And, during those walks I talk deep about topics such as:
- How to get clients chasing you down and stalking you… even if you suck at copywriting
- Zoe’s guide to picking the perfect copywriting apprentice or copy cub
- The case for hardcore negativity
- You know what they say about guys with big funnels…
- Pubic hairs stuck to your JV’s
- The secret of elBenbo’s sticky hands
- How to get ice cold leads hotly jumping in your lap begging for your attention
- Valuable life-changing lesson from elBenbo’s silent business partner
- Buying vs paying for things
- Kung fu Zoe
- Sneaker waves that’ll swallow your business soul
- Flowery hands and embroidered fingers = a deserved azz whuppin
- How to out-Lenox the Lenoxes
- Why I don’t do bloated “buffet” marketing
- The one time elBenbo prefers free
Here are the rules:
1. The deadline to get these videos is Sunday, April 9th (2017, obviously), at midnight EST
2. You must send me your receipt for “Evil’s Child” (not just buy the book) *by* that deadline
i.e. if you send it to me after that deadline, too bad.
If the above rules aren’t clear, simply don’t buy the book.
Chances are, you’re too illiterate to read it anyway…
(Ain’t I just a ray of sunshine today?)
Here is the link: