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I was yapping with “Email Players” subscriber Stefanie Arroyo recently who is in the coaching industry, and she was telling me about all the self-described “enlightened” marketers/coaches/entrepreneur chicks in her niche.

Some of these enlightened dames do things like:

  • Not taking coaching calls during the dark moon
  • Not starting ad campaigns until mercury retrograde is over
  • Creating “energetically aligned” funnels
  • Not taking any clients on unless they do energy clearing and the client has done an oracle card reading first
  • And (The One Enlightenment Secret To Rule Them All) manifesting money by masturbating and thinking of money when they orgasm

There were a lot more (those are just the ones I remember).

And here’s why I bring this up:

I don’t know what kind of dough these chicks make, but I would bet one of the spirit crystals they stuff down their bras at night that elBenbo’s unapologetically *endarkened* email ways (that have worked since the inception of the Internet, aint nothing new under the sun) would make them a lot more sales, with a lot less hassle, and in a lot faster time than their enlightened ways — regardless of the phase of the moon or if their energy is aligned (or even if their energy is just plum drained from all that money manifesting in the bathtub).

It’s certainly been the case for other coaches who have learned at my non-altar.

And, for a lot of other business people, too.

All without having to touch your parts to manifest the success.

To see if my unenlightened ways can help you (no stuffing crystals down your bra required), go ye here:

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Ben Settle

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