I’ve mentioned a few times recently how access to my private (secret) Facebook group elBenbo’s Lair is officially blocked to new members.
Immigration is closed.
The Wall is up.
And, yes, it’s being paid for by the tears of those who keep begging to be let in.
That’s the bad news for people wanting in.
The good news?
One of the things I do for the Citizens up in elBenbo’s Lair is make short, but valuable, training videos just for them that nobody else sees. I have made 15 of them so far, and I call them:
“The Zoe Tapes”
(She’s the star — the camera is on her, as I walk the beach while teaching)
And guess what?
I am giving away these videos (normally only available to elBenbo’s Lair Citizens in Flakebook) to anyone who buys my newest novel “Evil’s Child” and sends me the Amazon receipt (not just buys the book) *by* midnight EST tomorrow (Sunday).
I don’t care if you buy it in Kindle or print.
Simply send the receipt before midnight tomorrow and they are yours.
Here’s what’s in these videos:
- How to get clients chasing you down and stalking you… even if you suck at copywriting
- Zoe’s guide to picking the perfect copywriting apprentice or copy cub
- The case for hardcore negativity
- You know what they say about guys with big funnels…
- Pubic hairs stuck to your JV’s
- The secret of elBenbo’s sticky hands
- How to get ice cold leads hotly jumping in your lap begging for your attention
- Valuable life-changing lesson from elBenbo’s silent business partner
- Buying vs paying for things
- Kung fu Zoe
- Sneaker waves that’ll swallow your business soul
- Flowery hands and embroidered fingers = a deserved azz whuppin
- How to out-Lenox the Lenoxes
- Why I don’t do bloated “buffet” marketing
- The one time elBenbo prefers free
Remember the rules, my Pet:
1. The deadline to get these videos is tomorrow — Sunday, April 9th, at midnight EST
2. You must send me your receipt for “Evil’s Child” (not just buy the book) *by* that deadline
i.e. if you send it to me after that deadline, too bad.
Here’s where to get your Evil on: