BSA Lost Episode 8
The BenSettle.com Podcast
Power
There’s Always Another Girl (Client, Customer, etc)
Real Game Is No Game
How Principles Kicked Tactic’s Butt
The Grandmaster Of Marketing
The Concept Of “Equality” Has About As Much Basis In Reality As Middle Earth
Why being nice is the devil
How To Test Girls (And Customers)
Always Be Closing
How To Create Your Own Luck
Duct Tape Q&A
People To Eject From Your Life
The Death Coach Speaketh
Granting Sweet Release To My Horde
How To Escape The Friend-zone In Bid’niz
How To Kick Toxic People Out Of Your Life
7 Email Players Rules For You To Mock And Ridicule
The Paradox Of Persuasion
Tripping The System
elBenbo’s Mount Rushmore Of Teachers
A Lesson In tl;dr
There’s No Crying In Copywriting
7 More Glorious Email Players Rules
Come Let elBenbo Touch You With His Sticky Hands
Why Flowery Hands Marketing Is Stoopid
The Cheat Sheet Flakebook Proles Use To Get Engagement
Concealed Carry Marketing Secrets
My Dirty Little Horde
The Curse Of The Goo-roo Fanboy
7 Horde-Favorite Rules
Pooping On Sacred Ground
Pubic Hair On The Soap
10 PUA Resources That Can Help You Make More Sales
Snapping on the rubber glove and administering the “No” Medicine
Why GenX’ers make the best entrepreneurs
The 15-Minute Business Plan
How Evil Gamesmanship Chokes The Life Out Of Businesses
How To Create Your Own Copywriting Tactics
How To Use Startled Force To Solve All Your Money Problems
How To Write Fast
elBenbo’s Guide To Getting Out Of Debt
Why So Many Copywriters Wriggle In Agony When Selling
How Typing To Hear Yourself Write Kills Sales
How To Turn Bad Reviews Into Sales
If you want cheap customers sell cheap products
How To Sell To Hostile Leads Who Hate Your Guts
The stewpidist way to sell
Profaning The Strange Gods Of Marketing
Let’s See How Many Cheapskates I Can Offend Today
elBenbo’s unrighteous anniversary mail bag
The 7 “lost” Email Players rules
The Fallacy Of Security
The Secret Marketing Files Hidden On My iPod
The most Valuable podcast episode on the entire Internet
5 Persuasion Secrets Of A World Famous Burger Joint
Why investing in my marketing training won’t do you a lick of good
Psycho Traits That Saved My Business
My Unfiltered Opinion Of MGTOW
Cupid elBenbo’s magic advice for single men
How to see quick and easy sales by gentrifying your business
How To Write Content That Isn’t Dull, Boring, And Dry
Drunken Marketing Tips That Can Save Your Business
The Real Reason Nobody Buys From You
The World’s Most Dangerous Number
Email Players Rules Volume 2
The Secret Of The Dan Kennedy Marketing Puddle
elBenbo Makes The Talk Of Shame
The Secret Of Forward Intent
elBenbo’s Nihilistic Goal Lecture
You Can’t Cut Off Superman’s Bollocks And Expect Him To Save The World
Documentaries that’ll dial your persuasion skills to 11
The One Word Almost Guaranteed To Get Your Emails Opened
12 Ways To Triple Your Righteous Sales
12 more ways to triple your righteous sales
The silly mortals tried to stump my blinding white gluteus assimus
My Uncensored Opinion Of Matt Furey
elBenbo’s Uncensored Opinion Of Gary Bencivenga
My unfiltered opinion of this “black sheep” of internet marketing
My Fanboy Tribute To The Late, Great Gary Halbert
The Secret Weapon Of One Of History’s Greatest Copywriters
White Business Man’s Black Panther Review
How To Unbroke Yourself
If You’re Going To Be Stupid You Might As Well Be Smart About It
The Brutality Of Contrast
5 Unsacred Answers
A depression-era boxing champ’s secret that can save a dying business
How freelance copywriters can make all the money they can eat
elBenbo’s tribute to the old master
The defiant business tip you’re too scared to do
7 shameless Email Players rules
The 10-Mile Workday
Villainous persuasion secrets part 1
Villainous Persuasion Secrets Part 2
elBenbo’s Top 10 Swipe File Ads
Anti-social media secrets of a crotchety old guy trapped in a young man’s body
elBenbo sends his list to Gary Vee
Success Secrets From The Crap Left Over
10 Signs You May Be A Marketing Prole
Why elBenbo will snap his fingers and “Thanos” this podcast next week
The Last Podcast
elBenbo’s Former (Canceled) Antipreneur Podcast Archives
2016
January
BSA102 part 2: elBenbo gets schooled by the King Of Direct Response
BSA102 part 3: A copywriting fanboy’s wet dream
BSA102 part 4: The dark farts of persuasion
BSA103: How to build a fat list for free using one email per day
Why selling $7 eBooks can shorten your lifespan
BSA105: How to pick the perfect coach for dat azz
BSA106: 7 business-saving jagged pills that hurt like hell going down
February
BSA107: Why so many podcast interviews suck
BSA108: 3 reasons why the matriarchy despises elBenbo
The book that made a businessman out of elBenbo
Why only chumps pay for informational products
March
Why I set her silly little sales letter on fire
Headline writing secret of a famous “mad men” era ad agency
The “genie” secret for writing unbeatable ads
Why so many “as seen on” claims are bull
Hardcore Persuasion Secrets From A Felon
Ben Settle Show Approved Peeps And Poops
How to create a funnel without needing a brain
April
dammit ben nooooooo!
The Paranoid Shut-in’s Guild To Protecting Your Income
How to abuse an apprentice without leaving any marks
The power of being broke
May
How to turn garbage into profitable emails
The price of pride
Gary Bencivenga’s Secret Copywriting Weapon
Sadly I have to teach people how to be authentic
Keep your girl close, but keep your Guinness closer
June
The fugliest billion dollar website on the Internet
How “contrarians” rob themselves of sales
2015
January
BSA50: How to be a master of influence and persuasion in just 22-minutes
BSA51: How To Master New Skills In A Fraction Of The Time It Takes Everyone Else
BSA52: How newbies can get booked with high-paying clients in 30 days or less
BSA53: Let’s rap about politics
February
BSA54: How to double your sales by NOT letting people buy
BSA55: Worst way ever invented for starting an email
BSA56: How to handle Facebook haters
BSA57: Why Nobody Wants To Hang Out With You
March
BSA58: 5 “Newbie Proof” Traffic Tips
BSA59: Spanking the free line chumps
BSA60: How to be a master of time and money instead of their slave
BSA61: The world’s simplest marketing plan
BSA62: The walk of Shane
April
BSA63: Why You Should Kill Your Inner Nice Guy “Execution Style” ASAP
BSA64: How To Hunt And Slay Time Vampires
BSA65: Copywriting secrets of an introverted professional stand up comic
BSA66: Brilliant copy won’t sell a turd
May
BSA67: Watch them grammar nazis squeal
BSA68: How to grant yourself instant power over other people
BSA69: How to write a novel without going insane from frustration
BSA70: Who wins the fight: Business cards or biz’niz cards
BSA71: Why the law of reciprocity is a crock
June
BSA72: How you’re being played for a sucker
BSA73: Why everyone is full of crap online (including me)
BSA74: 7 Email Players rules that can put more hair even on Bruno Mars’ chest
BSA75: Death and dismemberment by bright shiny objects
July
BSA76: The most hated businessman you never met
BSA77: How to make $100 per day with doo-bags
BSA78: How to never worry about price shoppers ever again
BSA79 part 1 | Ken McCarthy
BSA79 part 2 | Ken McCarthy
BSA79 part 3 | Ken McCarthy
BSA79 part 4 | Ken McCarthy
August
BSA80: The law of repulsion steals the law of attraction’s lunch money
BSA81: Tearing Producer Jonathan a new one
BSA82: How to horrify friends and nauseate people
BSA83: Bludgeoning your competition with dull unpolished objects
BSA84: How being out of balance almost killed my friend
September
BSA85: 7 rules for people who despise rules
BSA86: Church of bid’niz
BSA87: How to cure drug addicted customers
BSA88: Why elBenbo hereby grants ye permission to raise your prices
October
BSA89: Persuasion techniques that get leads practically worshipping you
BSA90: How to be entertaining even if you have the personality of an amoeba
BSA91: The age of knavery
BSA92: The case for (and against) tracking email open rates
November
BSA93: elBenbo mushes out some persuasion lovin’
BSA94: The 8 best email marketing resources I ever done learned from
BSA95: How to “stack the deck” to your favor in business and in life
BSA96: How to break up with your girlfriend without her burning down your house
BSA97: Don’t give low class jackass people your power
December
BSA98: Feminist investment secrets
BSA99: The (not really a) Church of elBenbo
BSA100: 19+ reasons to listen to the magic 100th Ben Settle Show episode today
BSA101: 7 Business-saving jagged little pills that hurt like hell going down
BSA102 part 1: The King of Direct Response Marketing speakeths
2014
February
BSA1: How to profit from the female rationalization hamster
BSA2: Business, Babes And The Bible
BSA3: Why Spelling Nazis Suck
BSA4: Elbenbo’s Assholeyness Podcast Personality
BSA5: My goal was to give him a heart attack
March
BSA6: Prostates, Porn and Swipe Files
BSA7: How to put women in their place (and other fun facts)
BSA8: Why my best customers cuss me out
BSA9: How to stick it to the sociopaths targeting you right now
BSA10: Dear trolls: How to write a 1-star review
April
BSA11: You’ll Shut Up And Buy It, And You’ll LIKE It
BSA12: The world’s worst sales pitch for doing podcasting
BSA13: The Case for Anorexia
BSA14: Mocking The Hellz Out Of People For Fun & Profit
May
BSA15: A secret way to use Facebook to explode your sales in the next 20 minutes
BSA16: An affiliate marketing business plan handed to you on a silver platter
BSA17: How to make more sales by raising your prices
BSA18: A little liberal “hate bait” action for ya
June
BSA19: How to manage “mistress” clients
BSA20: Beware the “positive thinking nazis”
BSA22: How to persuade even people who hate your guts to buy from you
BSA23: Why giving away lots of free stuff is stoopid
July
BSA24: How to use entertainment to dominate the hellz out of your competition
BSA25: My “Zombie Cop” marketing game plan
BSA26: How To Analyze Your Market Like The FBI Analyzes Serial Killers And Criminal Masterminds
BSA27: How to double your sales by spewing people off your list
August
BSA28: Why I hate being liked and why you should too
BSA29: The Secret Of Racking The Shot Gun
BSA30: 7 more Email Players rules for yo’ righteous self
BSA31: Spanking the eBook evangelists
September
BSA32: The 5-step sales letter “formula” that’s so simple even a goo-roo can do it
BSA33: The Odd Fellows
BSA34: The 21 horsemen of the Email Players apocalypse
BSA35: Time whores, clients, and anti-professionals
BSA36: The Marketing Badass vs The Marketing Sad Ass
October
BSA37: The Low Class Jackass Marketer Next Door
BSA38: How to crawl into your market’s psychology with stories
BSA39: Riches & hoes
BSA40: 5 Ways To Be Superhumanly Productive
November
BSA41: How to write aggressive ads without sounding like a hyped up idiot
BSA42: The top 10 copywriting resources on the planet
BSA43: Nightmares & wet dreams of doing copywriting client work
BSA44: How to run a podcast without sounding like a horse’s ass
BSA45: Negotiation secrets of the most persuasive men who ever lived
December
BSA46: How to manage batshit crazy girlfriends & clients for fun and profit
BSA47: How to write online dating ads women love to read and respond to
BSA48: Advice to women who want to attract successful, high value men online
BSA49: Advice to people who want to be better, faster, and more prolific writers
The 12 “Lost” Ben Settle Show Episodes
BSA Lost Episode 1
BSA Lost Episode 2
BSA Lost Episode 3
BSA Lost Episode 4
BSA Lost Episode 5
BSA Lost Episode 6
BSA Lost Episode 7
BSA Lost Episode 8
BSA Lost Episode 9
BSA Lost Episode 10
BSA Lost Episode 11
BSA Lost Episode 12
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