{"id":10113,"date":"2015-09-01T06:30:06","date_gmt":"2015-09-01T13:30:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/?p=10113"},"modified":"2015-09-01T06:30:06","modified_gmt":"2015-09-01T13:30:06","slug":"chicks-dig-on-my-deranged-novels","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/chicks-dig-on-my-deranged-novels\/","title":{"rendered":"Chicks Dig On My Deranged Novels"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The following reviewer finds my \u201cVampire Apocalypse\u201d novel warped,\u00a0stomach-churning, and so revolting she wishes she could \u201cun-read\u201d\u00a0parts of it.<\/p>\n<p>Yet, she couldn\u2019t look away\u2026<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><strong>As much as I really needed sleep, I just had to find out how this\u00a0book ended!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>The author makes it impossible for me to data map anything with\u00a0even a sliver of accuracy. This is rare in novels these days.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>The characters in this sequel are more developed than those in\u00a0Zombie Cop (which I love). In fact, &#8220;Granny&#8221; still creeps me out,\u00a0makes me sick to my stomach, and leaves me wishing I could erase\u00a0her from my memory all together.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Loved this book! I had committed to reading two chapters a day for\u00a0one week.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Wishful thinking.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>I read the whole book in about 4 hours time over three days!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>That said, I recommend this book to anyone who likes to have their\u00a0mind bent in a messed up sort of way and to anyone who has an\u00a0appreciation for monsters and the supernatural in general.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>If you&#8217;re nitpicky about minor spelling issues&#8230;well, there&#8217;s a\u00a0note from &#8220;Fezziwig&#8221; on the very last page. Start there. \ud83d\ude42<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Now, an admission:<\/p>\n<p>This review is from my ex-copywriting apprentice and so could be\u00a0(and, let\u2019s face it, it probably is) a bit on the, uhm, *biased*\u00a0side. Still it\u2019s true she read it in a few days and couldn\u2019t put it\u00a0down (not even for the 15 minutes it\u2019d take her to drive over\u00a0and make me a sammich\u2026)<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, you can read the first chapter of this and the first novel\u00a0in my \u201cEnoch Wars\u201d series free here:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.EnochWars.com\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">www.EnochWars.com<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Also one more thing.<\/p>\n<p>I\u2019m a few weeks from finishing book 3.<\/p>\n<p>After that it gets edited and sent to the cover artist.<\/p>\n<p>Hoping it\u2019ll be published before Thanksgiving.<\/p>\n<p>That\u2019s it for now.<\/p>\n<p>Tomorrow?<\/p>\n<p>Something else\u2026<\/p>\n<p>Ben Settle<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The following reviewer finds my \u201cVampire Apocalypse\u201d novel warped,\u00a0stomach-churning, and so revolting she wishes she could \u201cun-read\u201d\u00a0parts of it. 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