Recently, there was a revelation in my Facebook group.<\/p>\n
Some of my fine feathered drooglings inside were discussing their Myers Briggs personality types. And, after a while, I decided to have mercy on them and chime in with this zinger:<\/p>\n
\u201cRevealing your myers briggs stuff is all well and good, as long as everyone is crystal clear that, behind every personality type, there’s an INTJ like me pulling your strings, manipulating you, and getting you to do my bidding… without you even realizing it and even thinking it’s all your idea when really it has been mine probably for weeks, months, and even years in advance\u2026\u201d<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n
Followed by a YouTube clip of Emporer Palpatine (another INTJ) saying:<\/p>\n
\u201cEverything that has transpired has done so according to my design”<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n
And, so it is.<\/p>\n
What?<\/p>\n
You think you\u2019re on this list on accident? That you keep reading these emails (even though you may despise me and everything I stand for) because it\u2019s your choice? You actually think I won\u2019t eventually sell you \u2014 even if you opt out today and swear you never want anything to do with me ever again?<\/p>\n
Foolish mortal.<\/p>\n
Your ass belongs to me.<\/p>\n
And, it always has.<\/p>\n
And if you\u2019re not mine already, you will be.<\/p>\n
Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but soon. And when you finally submit to my ways, you\u2019ll be so happy and content, you\u2019ll wonder why you ever struggled at all.<\/p>\n
Search your feelings, you KNOW it to be true.<\/p>\n
But, with knowledge comes responsibility.<\/p>\n
So, now you have a choice:<\/p>\n
1. You can keep fighting submitting to me and learning my email ways to make yourself a boatload of new sales, give yourself financial stability, and have a helluva fun time doing it\u2026<\/p>\n
Or\u2026<\/p>\n
2. You can save yourself the agonizing pain and despair of having to admit to me \u201cBen, you were right\u2026\u201d later (and leaving who-knows-how-much money on the table), by giving yourself sweet release now via subscribing to \u201cEmail Players\u201d before the looming deadline here:<\/p>\n