Here\u2019s a little ditty for your post-Christmas enjoyment:<\/p>\n
In case you\u2019re new around here, back in September your pal elBenbo had his home burglarized. Basically, some meth addicts (this is when I lived in the Burgle \u2014 where meth addicts breaking into homes is as routine as an obese man ordering a big mac at McDonalds) watched me for a while (knew my schedule), and, in broad daylight, broke into my home and stole some $50+k worth of valuables.<\/p>\n
Now, two of the things they stole were my firearms.<\/p>\n
(Bastards.)<\/p>\n
And, in a weird twist of fate I got a call from the police a week later.<\/p>\n
The Officer said one of my firearms was found by city workers in a park in the next town over, while cleaning out the park\u2019s sceptic system. I wish I could hear the story about how it ended up there. (My guess is, the peckerless thief was at that park, saw a cop, and tossed the gun in the port-o- potty, but I\u2019ll never know).<\/p>\n
Anyway, so I went to ye olde police station to claim it.<\/p>\n
It was, of course, covered in dry crap.<\/p>\n
And, was even in a box marked \u201cbio hazard.\u201d<\/p>\n
(Fun!)<\/p>\n
But, as the saying goes:<\/p>\n
\u201cNothing bad ever happens to a writer\u201d<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n
And, in this case, I saw a pretty interesting example of how the police cut down on the number of people drinking & driving that I\u2019ve used many times in my ads and emails to sell boring products that I had to make exciting and sexy. (I remember using it a lot when selling in the biz opp market especially, where all the claims sound the same \u2014 and it worked like gangbusters.)<\/p>\n
And guess what?<\/p>\n
I show you the exact teaching from the police station (I took a picture of it), as well as how you can use it to \u201csexy up\u201d your emails in the January \u201cEmail Players\u201d issue.<\/p>\n
If you want to stick out in the inbox this is how you do it.<\/p>\n
And, yes, it works for already-exciting products, too.<\/p>\n
(Just another reason it makes a great \u201cjumping on\u201d issue for new subscribers.)<\/p>\n
It\u2019s all waiting patiently for you in the January Email Players issue.<\/p>\n
But, she goes to print in a few days.<\/p>\n
Subscribe before the deadline here:<\/p>\n