{"id":10875,"date":"2016-05-25T06:30:34","date_gmt":"2016-05-25T13:30:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/?p=10875"},"modified":"2016-05-25T06:30:34","modified_gmt":"2016-05-25T13:30:34","slug":"i-must-invent-a-new-classification-of-fanboy-for-this-one","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/i-must-invent-a-new-classification-of-fanboy-for-this-one\/","title":{"rendered":"I Must Invent A New Classification Of Fanboy For This One"},"content":{"rendered":"

An lunatic<\/del> ambitious fan writes elBenbo a song:<\/p>\n

(Based off the hit, he says, by Hozier – \u201cTake me to church\u201d)<\/p>\n

Ben Settles got humor<\/strong>
\nHe likes to giggle at the gooroos<\/strong>
\nTo many peoples disapproval<\/strong>
\nI should’ve worshipped him sooner<\/strong>
\nIf the gurus ever did speak<\/strong>
\nHe’s the last true mouthpiece<\/strong>
\nEvery Sunday’s gettin more sweet<\/strong>
\nA fresh podcast each week<\/strong>
\nHe was born sick you heard them say it<\/strong>
\nMy bidniz offers no absolutes<\/strong>
\nDaily emails from the boardroom (bar room?)<\/strong>
\nBustin copy each and every day<\/strong>
\nIt’s the email players way<\/strong>
\nHe was born sick but I love it<\/strong>
\nCauses me to do well<\/strong><\/p>\n

Amen, Amen, Amen<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Aaaaaand that\u2019s a rap.<\/p>\n

Not just for the amusement, but also because it lets me know my boys and ghouls are simply a higher standard of people overall who stand out from other peoples’ lists like a wet fart in a library.<\/p>\n

On to bid\u2019niz:<\/p>\n

If you want to create a loyal fanbase like this, simply learn my email methodology.<\/p>\n

It\u2019s quick.<\/p>\n

It\u2019s not nearly as expensive as it looks.<\/p>\n

($3.23 per day \u2014 ooh)<\/p>\n

And, it works for all types of businesses.<\/p>\n

To get your grubby little pinkies on the June issue, subscribe here before it goes to the printer:<\/p>\n

www.EmailPlayers.com<\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n

Ben Settle<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

An lunatic ambitious fan writes elBenbo a song: (Based off the hit, he says, by Hozier – \u201cTake me to church\u201d) Ben Settles got humor He likes to giggle at the gooroos To many peoples disapproval I should’ve worshipped him sooner If the gurus ever did speak He’s the last true mouthpiece Every Sunday’s gettin […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-10875","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-email-marketing"},"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10875","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10875"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10875\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10875"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10875"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10875"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}