{"id":11031,"date":"2016-07-25T06:30:50","date_gmt":"2016-07-25T13:30:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/?p=11031"},"modified":"2016-07-25T06:30:50","modified_gmt":"2016-07-25T13:30:50","slug":"the-chef-who-wouldnt-shut-up","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/the-chef-who-wouldnt-shut-up\/","title":{"rendered":"The Chef Who Wouldn&#8217;t Shut Up"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Last month I finally ate at a Benihana restaurant.<\/p>\n<p>(Yes, I know I\u2019m late to this party, shush.)<\/p>\n<p>And, I must admit, I was fascinated by the kind of talent it must take for the chefs to do what they do without losing a finger or accidentally impaling a customer\u2019s eyeball with a steak knife. I watched this bloke work what looked to me like magic with the food and cutlery.<\/p>\n<p>It was like watching a magician.<\/p>\n<p>And then\u2026<\/p>\n<p>He started talking.<\/p>\n<p>Just wouldn\u2019t shut up.<\/p>\n<p>Was one badly timed and executed sarcastic joke after another. At one point I had to use a few techniques I use to shut people up on social media who act like idiots on the guy, just so I could enjoy the meal and experience.<\/p>\n<p>(I always say nothing will ruin a good meal like dumb people.)<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, here\u2019s why I bring this up:<\/p>\n<p>I couldn\u2019t help but be reminded of how much this was like a super talented copywriter or email writer who can dazzle someone with all kinds of persuasion and sales choke holds\u2026 only to have the entire sale ruined by a crappy offer. The offer is 40% (some say 30%, tomato to-MAH-to) of the battle. Without a good offer people want even the most talented copywriter is dead in the water.<\/p>\n<p>Too basic for your advanced marketing bootay?<\/p>\n<p>Tough.<\/p>\n<p>We can never get enough of the basics.<\/p>\n<p>And, I daresay even the Benihana chefs practice their basics each and every day.<\/p>\n<p>It\u2019s also why, in the August \u201cEmail Players\u201d issue (which goes to the printer in less than a week) I show a very basic (yet hardly anyone I know of does it) way to do daily emails, podcasts, articles, videos, etc without slicing and dicing and chopping and chipping at your brain.<\/p>\n<p>It\u2019s VERY fundamental stuff.<\/p>\n<p>Yet, again, I would be that chef\u2019s left testicle you aren\u2019t doing it.<\/p>\n<p>Subscribe before it goes to the printer here:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.EmailPlayers.com\"><strong>www.EmailPlayers.com<\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Ben Settle<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Last month I finally ate at a Benihana restaurant. (Yes, I know I\u2019m late to this party, shush.) And, I must admit, I was fascinated by the kind of talent it must take for the chefs to do what they do without losing a finger or accidentally impaling a customer\u2019s eyeball with a steak knife. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-11031","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-email-marketing"},"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11031","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11031"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11031\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11031"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11031"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11031"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}