\u201cEmail Players\u201d subscriber Sean Kaye says of my free elBenbo\u2019s Lair Facebook group:<\/p>\n
\u201cYou know what I like about Ben and this group? There are no fucking mush cookies or pissy whining hipster losers sharing their feelz with everyone. This group wouldn’t tolerate that and that’s what I like about it. Just read some shit on FB that made me want to kick kitten – it was so saccharine it made my teeth hurt.\u201d<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n
It\u2019s true.<\/p>\n
If you want all the feelz and nonsense my Facebook group\/lair is not a very pleasant place.<\/p>\n
If you want to spend your time on facebook looking at pretty chicks pretending to have perfect lives while they\u2019re secretly miserable, or guys pretending to be mini-rockstars while they are secretly broke as a joke, that\u2019s what your main timeline is for. If you want real and raw and (at times) offensive (but always with a purpose), not to mention a zero tolerance for mush cookies, goo-roo fanboys, or wannabes\u2026 then elBenbo\u2019s Lair is your huckleberry, babycakes.<\/p>\n
But, a word of warning before rushing over there\u2026<\/p>\n
I automatically decline anyone who fits this criteria:<\/p>\n
1. Doesn\u2019t have a photo of themselves<\/p>\n
2. Is in a ton of other fb groups<\/p>\n
3. Is a known troll, spammer, or instigator of nonsense (gossip, just wants to debate politics, etc \u2014 go waste some other group\u2019s time with that).<\/p>\n
If those are you, get ye behind me monster.<\/p>\n
For everyone else, the fun\u2019s over here:<\/p>\n