Once upon a time I was watching my friend’s dog.<\/p>\n
I had her\u00a0dog on my lap.<\/p>\n
And, I thought it would amuse me to take two pictures of him:<\/p>\n
1. Where he\u2019s staring away from the camera off in his own world<\/p>\n
2. The other where I\u2019d call his name and he\u2019d look right at the camera<\/p>\n
Then, I put captions on each pic.<\/p>\n
The first one (where he\u2019s staring off away from the camera, ignoring me) said:<\/p>\n
\u201cWhen your girl is mad at you\u201d<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n The second one (where he\u2019s looking right at me, eager for my attention)<\/p>\n \u201cWhen you ask if she\u2019s hungry\u201d<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n [[image:11045357_583510598450756_5869199924500939540_o.jpg|right|medium]]<\/p>\n Heh.<\/p>\n It\u2019s true, too. If you want to change the attitude of a girl who is mad at you or ignoring you, simply ask if she wants to go out and get something to eat. That has worked (for me, at least) 99% of the time. Some chicks will snort at me for saying this, of course (I would expect nothing less from my little droogettes).<\/p>\n But they know it\u2019s true.<\/p>\n Oh, yes, they know\u2026<\/p>\n And guess what?<\/p>\n This technique also works in bid\u2019niz.<\/p>\n Another story:<\/p>\n Many years ago I read a story from Dan Kennedy about when he was trapped on a plan for 6 hours where the airline wouldn\u2019t let anybody de-board. People were (understandably) angry, threatening to sue, and all that jazz that happens when tensions & emotions run high.<\/p>\n So what did the airline do?<\/p>\n They gave everyone free ice cream.<\/p>\n Suddenly, everyone shut up and was happy.<\/p>\n As Dan said:<\/p>\n \u201cIt\u2019s hard to be mad at someone giving you free ice cream\u2026\u201d<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n More:<\/p>\n The December \u201cEmail Players\u201d issue shows you several examples of ways to turn things that are \u201cbad\u201d about your business, your product, your service (high prices, bad reviews, obvious you are working on commission and biased, yada yada yada) into red hot reasons to buy from you and ONLY you.<\/p>\n A very powerful skill to have.<\/p>\n A skill, hardly anyone possesses these days.<\/p>\n (Much less can teach it.)<\/p>\n Anyway, this baby goes to the printer soon.<\/p>\n Subscriber here to get it in time:<\/p>\n