{"id":11990,"date":"2017-04-07T10:30:24","date_gmt":"2017-04-07T14:30:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/?p=11990"},"modified":"2017-04-07T10:30:24","modified_gmt":"2017-04-07T14:30:24","slug":"meet-my-evil-child","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/meet-my-evil-child\/","title":{"rendered":"Meet My Evil Child"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My latest novel \u201cEvil\u2019s Child\u201d is on Amazon<\/p>\n<p>\u201cEvil\u2019s Child\u201d (book 4 of my \u201cEnoch Wars\u201d saga) is now alive and wriggling on Amazon. And, if you buy it (in Kindle or print format) and send me the receipt *by* Sunday, April 9th at midnight EST I will give you\u2026<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u201cThe Zoe Tapes &#8212; Volume 1\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>What are the Zoe Tapes?<\/p>\n<p>They are a series of 15 videos I made for the Citizens of my secret elBenbo\u2019s Lair Facebook group (and before you ask, no, I am not letting anyone in anymore, Immigration is closed) over the last few months.<\/p>\n<p>They are of my dog being walked on the beach.<\/p>\n<p>And, during those walks I talk deep about topics such as:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><strong>How to get clients chasing you down and stalking you&#8230; even if you suck at copywriting<\/strong><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li>Zoe&#8217;s guide to picking the perfect copywriting apprentice or copy cub<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li><strong>The case for hardcore negativity<\/strong><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li>You know what they say about guys with big funnels&#8230;<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li><strong>Pubic hairs stuck to your JV\u2019s<\/strong><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li>The secret of elBenbo\u2019s sticky hands<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li><strong>How to get ice cold leads hotly jumping in your lap begging for your attention<\/strong><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li>Valuable life-changing lesson from elBenbo\u2019s silent business partner<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li><strong>Buying vs paying for things<\/strong><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li>Kung fu Zoe<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li><strong>Sneaker waves that&#8217;ll swallow your business soul<\/strong><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li>Flowery hands and embroidered fingers = a deserved azz whuppin<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li><strong>How to out-Lenox the Lenoxes<\/strong><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li>Why I don\u2019t do bloated \u201cbuffet\u201d marketing<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li><strong>The one time elBenbo prefers free<\/strong><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Here are the rules:<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">1. The deadline to get these videos is Sunday, April 9th (2017, obviously), at midnight EST<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">2. You must send me your receipt for \u201cEvil\u2019s Child\u201d (not just buy the book) *by* that deadline<\/p>\n<p>i.e. if you send it to me after that deadline, too bad.<\/p>\n<p>No exceptions.<\/p>\n<p>If the above rules aren\u2019t clear, simply don\u2019t buy the book.<\/p>\n<p>Chances are, you\u2019re too illiterate to read it anyway\u2026<\/p>\n<p>(Ain\u2019t I just a ray of sunshine today?)<\/p>\n<p>Here is the link:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.EnochWars.com\"><strong>www.EnochWars.com<\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Ben Settle<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My latest novel \u201cEvil\u2019s Child\u201d is on Amazon \u201cEvil\u2019s Child\u201d (book 4 of my \u201cEnoch Wars\u201d saga) is now alive and wriggling on Amazon. 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