{"id":11993,"date":"2017-04-08T10:30:07","date_gmt":"2017-04-08T14:30:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/?p=11993"},"modified":"2017-04-08T10:30:07","modified_gmt":"2017-04-08T14:30:07","slug":"the-zoe-tapes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/the-zoe-tapes\/","title":{"rendered":"The Zoe Tapes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I\u2019ve mentioned a few times recently how access to my private (secret) Facebook group elBenbo\u2019s Lair is officially blocked to new members.<\/p>\n<p>Immigration is closed.<\/p>\n<p>The Wall is up.<\/p>\n<p>And, yes, it\u2019s being paid for by the tears of those who keep begging to be let in.<\/p>\n<p>That\u2019s the bad news for people wanting in.<\/p>\n<p>The good news?<\/p>\n<p>One of the things I do for the Citizens up in elBenbo\u2019s Lair is make short, but valuable, training videos just for them that nobody else sees. I have made 15 of them so far, and I call them:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u201cThe Zoe Tapes\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>(She&#8217;s the star &#8212; the camera is on her, as I walk the beach while teaching)<\/p>\n<p>And guess what?<\/p>\n<p>I am giving away these videos (normally only available to elBenbo\u2019s Lair Citizens in Flakebook) to anyone who buys my newest novel \u201cEvil\u2019s Child\u201d and sends me the Amazon receipt (not just buys the book) *by* midnight EST tomorrow (Sunday).<\/p>\n<p>I don\u2019t care if you buy it in Kindle or print.<\/p>\n<p>Simply send the receipt before midnight tomorrow and they are yours.<\/p>\n<p>Here\u2019s what\u2019s in these videos:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><strong>How to get clients chasing you down and stalking you&#8230; even if you suck at copywriting<\/strong><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li>Zoe&#8217;s guide to picking the perfect copywriting apprentice or copy cub<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li><strong>The case for hardcore negativity<\/strong><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li>You know what they say about guys with big funnels&#8230;<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li><strong>Pubic hairs stuck to your JV\u2019s<\/strong><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li>The secret of elBenbo\u2019s sticky hands<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li><strong>How to get ice cold leads hotly jumping in your lap begging for your attention<\/strong><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li>Valuable life-changing lesson from elBenbo\u2019s silent business partner<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li><strong>Buying vs paying for things<\/strong><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li>Kung fu Zoe<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li><strong>Sneaker waves that&#8217;ll swallow your business soul<\/strong><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li>Flowery hands and embroidered fingers = a deserved azz whuppin<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li><strong>How to out-Lenox the Lenoxes<\/strong><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li>Why I don\u2019t do bloated \u201cbuffet\u201d marketing<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li><strong>The one time elBenbo prefers free<\/strong><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Remember the rules, my Pet:<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">1. The deadline to get these videos is tomorrow \u2014 Sunday, April 9th, at midnight EST<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">2. You must send me your receipt for \u201cEvil\u2019s Child\u201d (not just buy the book) *by* that deadline<\/p>\n<p>i.e. if you send it to me after that deadline, too bad.<\/p>\n<p>No exceptions.<\/p>\n<p>Here\u2019s where to get your Evil on:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.EnochWars.com\"><strong>www.EnochWars.com<\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Ben Settle<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I\u2019ve mentioned a few times recently how access to my private (secret) Facebook group elBenbo\u2019s Lair is officially blocked to new members. Immigration is closed. The Wall is up. And, yes, it\u2019s being paid for by the tears of those who keep begging to be let in. That\u2019s the bad news for people wanting in. 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