{"id":12040,"date":"2017-04-30T06:30:40","date_gmt":"2017-04-30T10:30:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/?p=12040"},"modified":"2017-04-30T06:30:40","modified_gmt":"2017-04-30T10:30:40","slug":"a-sales-pitch-so-blatant-even-a-goo-roo-fanboy-can-see-it","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/a-sales-pitch-so-blatant-even-a-goo-roo-fanboy-can-see-it\/","title":{"rendered":"A Sales Pitch So Blatant Even A Goo-roo Fanboy Can See It"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The May \u201cEmail Players\u201d issue goes to the printer today.<\/p>\n<p>Here\u2019s what\u2019s inside:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><strong>Quite possibly the simplest email-driven business \u201ctemplate\u201d ever created.<\/strong><\/li>\n<li>3 ways to use anxiety-inducing neediness to get people so hot to buy, their fingers will tremble as they type their credit card info into the shopping cart<\/li>\n<li><strong>A secret website that has all the fodder you\u2019ll ever need to write entertaining and engaging emails \u2014 even if you have a boring personality now and shoddy copywriting skills.<\/strong><\/li>\n<li>The best kind of price to stick on a continuity offer (hint: it ain\u2019t ending them in 7 or 9).<\/li>\n<li><strong>A sneaky way of using auctions to multiply the sales of all your special sales and product launches.<\/strong><\/li>\n<li>10 ways to write bullet points (for sales letters, emails, articles, anything) that\u2019ll make your copy stand out like a wet fart in study hall.<\/li>\n<li><strong>A little-known way to get all the *local* referrals you can stand onto your email list.<\/strong><\/li>\n<li>An exclusive bonus interview with one of the best (and under-known) A-list copywriters on planet Earth.<\/li>\n<li><strong>And a ho\u2019 bunch mo\u2019<\/strong><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Again, I\u2019m sending the list to the printer today.<\/p>\n<p>If you want in, hop on the B-train and subscribe immediately right here:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.EmailPlayers.com\"><strong>www.EmailPlayers.com<\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Ben Settle<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The May \u201cEmail Players\u201d issue goes to the printer today. Here\u2019s what\u2019s inside: Quite possibly the simplest email-driven business \u201ctemplate\u201d ever created. 3 ways to use anxiety-inducing neediness to get people so hot to buy, their fingers will tremble as they type their credit card info into the shopping cart A secret website that has [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-12040","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-email-marketing"},"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12040","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12040"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12040\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12040"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12040"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12040"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}