{"id":12076,"date":"2017-05-26T13:48:00","date_gmt":"2017-05-26T17:48:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/?p=12076"},"modified":"2017-05-26T13:48:00","modified_gmt":"2017-05-26T17:48:00","slug":"my-customers-not-allowed-to-do-math","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/my-customers-not-allowed-to-do-math\/","title":{"rendered":"My Customers Not Allowed To Do Math"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>One of the people I used to follow on Twitter was a crazy looking broad with crazy eyes, whose account was \u201cBoyfriend isn\u2019t allowed.\u201d (There have been many others that have sprung up since then.)<\/p>\n<p>Basically, she was over attached and clingy.<\/p>\n<p>And, her boy friend wasn\u2019t \u201callowed\u201d to do any number of things.<\/p>\n<p>Like, for example:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><strong>\u201cMy boyfriend not allowed to break up with me. You wanna see other people? Look out the window.\u201d<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Or\u2026<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><strong>\u201cMy Boyfriend Not Allowed to sing his ABCs in public. Some hoe might catch feelings. you know these hoes love educated men.\u201d<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Or\u2026<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><strong>\u201cMy boyfriend not allowed to communicate with his ex, whatever ya&#8217;ll gotta talk about, you should&#8217;ve said when ya&#8217;ll was together.\u201d<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>One of my favorites, though, is:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><strong>\u201cMy boyfriend isn&#8217;t allowed to do math, wtf he trying to do? Divide his Heart, subtract me &amp; add a new Girl?\u201d<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Heh.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, here\u2019s why I bring this last one up:<\/p>\n<p>Math can be a powerful persuasion tool if you (1) know how to count (2) know how to use it without boring anyone and (3) follow the tip found on page 3 inside the upcoming June \u201cEmail Players\u201d issue \u2014 which will be like cutting off all the doors of escape your prospect has when hearing about your product.<\/p>\n<p>She\u2019s hitting the printer in a few days.<\/p>\n<p>Subscribe here in time, while you still can to get it:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.EmailPlayers.com\"><strong>www.EmailPlayers.com<\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Ben Settle<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>One of the people I used to follow on Twitter was a crazy looking broad with crazy eyes, whose account was \u201cBoyfriend isn\u2019t allowed.\u201d (There have been many others that have sprung up since then.) Basically, she was over attached and clingy. And, her boy friend wasn\u2019t \u201callowed\u201d to do any number of things. Like, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-12076","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-email-marketing"},"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12076","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12076"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12076\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12076"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12076"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12076"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}