{"id":12426,"date":"2017-09-30T06:30:55","date_gmt":"2017-09-30T13:30:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/?p=12426"},"modified":"2017-09-30T06:30:55","modified_gmt":"2017-09-30T13:30:55","slug":"this-email-contains-an-r-rated-sales-pitch","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/this-email-contains-an-r-rated-sales-pitch\/","title":{"rendered":"This Email Contains An R-Rated Sales Pitch"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Today is the deadline to get your dripping meat hooks on the special October Halloween issue of \u201cEmail Players\u201d.<\/p>\n<p>Here\u2019s what\u2019s inside:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><strong>And email-friendly business plan so horrifyingly simple it\u2019ll scare the living hell out of the broke, chest-beating marketers with all their complex funnels, dorky onboarding theories, and pointless nurturing sequences.<\/strong><\/li>\n<li>A spine-tinglingly easy way for eCommerce marketers to hang their competition with their own digital intestines!<\/li>\n<li><strong>How to plunge a sharp stake through the hearts of any merchant account monsters who delight in shutting you down for no reason.<\/strong><\/li>\n<li>A frightfully effective subject line template created by a New York Times bestselling author.<\/li>\n<li><strong>One blood-curdling reason to track opens (nothing to do with sales, but it could potentially prevent a particularly horrible goblin from leaping out of the shadows and killing your sales).<\/strong><\/li>\n<li>A bone-chillingly fun way to turn deranged articles and topics into respectable \u201cG-rated\u201d emails people love to buy from.<\/li>\n<li><strong>And a whole lot more\u2026<\/strong><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Including, this 11-page bonus interview titled:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u201cHow Professional Practices<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong> Can Use My Evil Ways<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong> To Bytch-Slap The Competition<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong> While Still Looking \u2018Professional\u2019\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Some of the diabolically evil information inside includes:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><strong>Ghastly examples (you can\u2019t \u201cun-see\u201d in your mind) of how to use vision to make your email copy nearly impossible to ignore.<\/strong><\/li>\n<li>My gruesome secret to selling the living dead out of your emails without mentioning any benefits or claims.<\/li>\n<li><strong>A deliciously gory way to use Facebook to get into the psychology of people you sell to. (And without using any analytics, FB ads, etc.)<\/strong><\/li>\n<li>A horrifically violent real-life example of a way to get people on Facebook to write your sales letter headlines for you. (I did this to create the best headline I ever used \u2014 and didn\u2019t write a single word of it myself.)<\/li>\n<li><strong>What a horridly-brilliant A-list copywriter taught me about how to structure a sales letter to eliminate objections.<\/strong><\/li>\n<li>A secret way of writing your copy to make even ghoulishly high prices virtually irrelevant.<\/li>\n<li><strong>What Mel Gibson did in the most profitable movies he directed that can make your emails stand out like a cackling, wart-faced witch in a beauty pageant. (And dwarf whatever sales your emails make you now \u2014 in some ways, this is the most powerful email lesson I can teach anyone.)<\/strong><\/li>\n<li>How all those social media share buttons haunting your website could be murdering your opt-ins and sales in cold blood.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>All right, enough of this cheezy horror flick wannabe email.<\/p>\n<p>I\u2019m sending this issue to the printer today.<\/p>\n<p>To get it in time before it\u2019s too late, go here:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.EmailPlayers.com\"><strong>www.EmailPlayers.com<\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Ben Settle<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Today is the deadline to get your dripping meat hooks on the special October Halloween issue of \u201cEmail Players\u201d. Here\u2019s what\u2019s inside: And email-friendly business plan so horrifyingly simple it\u2019ll scare the living hell out of the broke, chest-beating marketers with all their complex funnels, dorky onboarding theories, and pointless nurturing sequences. A spine-tinglingly easy [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-12426","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-email-marketing"},"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12426","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12426"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12426\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12426"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12426"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12426"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}