{"id":12718,"date":"2018-01-31T06:30:17","date_gmt":"2018-01-31T14:30:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/?p=12718"},"modified":"2018-01-31T06:30:17","modified_gmt":"2018-01-31T14:30:17","slug":"i-like-my-sales-pitches-like-i-like-my-women","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/i-like-my-sales-pitches-like-i-like-my-women\/","title":{"rendered":"I Like My Sales Pitches Like I Like My Women"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>That is to say, blatantly transparent.<\/p>\n<p>Today is the deadline to get the February \u201cValentines Day\u201d Email Players issue, and below is the blatant and transparent sales pitch for what you get:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><strong>Why there is more sales (and lovin\u2019) in seeking disapproval than seeking approval.<\/strong><\/li>\n<li>A client \u201cbreak up\u201d insurance plan so you don\u2019t panic or go belly up in your business if you lose your clients and customers all at once.<\/li>\n<li><strong>The \u201cfor real\u201d law of attraction you\u2019ll never see the crystal-worshipping shrews &amp; mush cookies on flakebook talk about in their boring videos and livestreams.<\/strong><\/li>\n<li>The dead comedian\u2019s secret to making your emails (1) far more interesting than everyone else you compete with in the inbox (2) practically unforgettable and (3) likely to nab you war more sales than you\u2019re getting now.<\/li>\n<li><strong>What the unpopular Star Wars character Jar Jar Binks can teach you about making yourself more attractive to women and also clients\/customers.Why so many email marketers get \u201cfriend zoned\u201d by their lists and clients. (With their audiences saying how much they looooove their emails and content, but still buying from someone else.)<\/strong><\/li>\n<li>\u00a0The secret of the middle aged mush cookie who picked up the 23-year old hottie (and the startlingly profitable business lesson embedded within what he did.)<\/li>\n<li><strong>How to instantly calm an angry client (or woman).<\/strong><\/li>\n<li>Why not caring if someone buys or hires you is like \u201ccatnip\u201d to the best clients and customers\u2026 and a secret way of making sure people know you don\u2019t care that\u2019s been used by master negotiators for centuries. (While your insecure facebook friends are loudly pounding their chests about how they \u201cHAVE ZERO FUGKS TO GIVE!\u201d, simply do this and make them all look like the posers they are, with you being the only choice to buy from.)<\/li>\n<li><strong>How to trigger a (healthy) \u201cjealousy reflex\u201d in your woman to keep her from getting out of line and causing you drama. (Full disclosure: This won\u2019t work for women to keep their unruly men in line \u2014 it\u2019ll do the opposite \u2014 but for guys, this will do more for your \u201crelationship management\u201d than all the relationship counseling, game-playing, or dorky Dr. Phil sooth-saying in the world.)<\/strong><\/li>\n<li>How to get almost instant obedience from your woman&#8230; and your clients.<\/li>\n<li><strong>The biggest branding mistake copywriters who work for well-known companies often commit. (And an example of a copywriter who works for big companies, but brilliantly keeps his personal brand in everyone\u2019s psyche.)<\/strong><\/li>\n<li>What to do if you\u2019re a man who always ends up with low class jackasses, and wants to be with a higher quality person for a change. (I learned this from an old, not-for-sale, and almost impossible-to-find Dan Kennedy recording, and it works for getting the best clients and customers, too.)<\/li>\n<li><strong>And a ho bunch more\u2026<\/strong><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Plus, I\u2019m including a bonus insert training titled:<\/p>\n<p>\u201cHow Neediness Is Choking Your Bank Account \u2014 While Strangling Your Attractiveness To The Opposite Secks!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>A fun time will be had by all with this.<\/p>\n<p>But, only if you\u2019re subscribed to my \u201cEmail Players\u201d before I send it to the printer today.<\/p>\n<p>Here\u2019s the link to get it while you still can:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.EmailPlayers.com\"><strong>www.EmailPlayers.com<\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Ben Settle<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>That is to say, blatantly transparent. Today is the deadline to get the February \u201cValentines Day\u201d Email Players issue, and below is the blatant and transparent sales pitch for what you get: Why there is more sales (and lovin\u2019) in seeking disapproval than seeking approval. A client \u201cbreak up\u201d insurance plan so you don\u2019t panic [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-12718","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-email-marketing"},"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12718","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12718"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12718\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12718"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12718"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12718"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}