{"id":13527,"date":"2019-03-26T06:30:36","date_gmt":"2019-03-26T13:30:36","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/?p=13527"},"modified":"2019-03-26T06:30:36","modified_gmt":"2019-03-26T13:30:36","slug":"why-i-am-a-big-fan-of-donkey-balls-marketing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/why-i-am-a-big-fan-of-donkey-balls-marketing\/","title":{"rendered":"Why I Am A Big Fan Of Donkey Balls Marketing"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Not long ago, a bloke replied to one of my emails with the subject line \u201cdonkey balls\u201d, followed by this message of hope &amp; change:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><strong>I love your emails, you&#8217;re just sending them too often.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>I&#8217;m way too busy to read each of them every day, so what happens is, they accumulate in my inbox, which gives me anxiety as I&#8217;m a zero-inbox freak.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>But I also refuse to get off your list because I&#8217;m learning how to become a marketing God by applying your exact strategies in my business, so I&#8217;m torn.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Elbenbo please, just send them less often.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Much thanks in advance,<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Yours in honor and humility.<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>My answer?<\/p>\n<p>Actually, I don\u2019t have one I haven\u2019t already said a thousands times already. So, instead, I\u2019ll reprint what another reader said around the same time.<\/p>\n<p>(Funny how that kind of timing works\u2026)<\/p>\n<p>It even contains a lesson in and of itself:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><strong>Hi Ben<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Do people really email you and complain that you send them too many emails?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Aren&#8217;t they on your list to learn how to send emails?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Isn&#8217;t watching how you mail and what you mail kinda like free training?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>You should post a ticker like on the telethons showing the disgruntled clowns tapping their cheeto fingers on the opt out button from your promotional barrage<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Looking forward to tomorrow.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Jeff<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>I agree with Mr. Jeff, my &#8220;donkey balls&#8221; marketing seems like an Obvious Adams thing to me.<\/p>\n<p>But, the most obvious things are usually the most missed.<\/p>\n<p>Which brings me to the rub:<\/p>\n<p>Page 4 of the upcoming April \u201cEmail Players\u201d goes into detail about the why I no longer just do the one-email-per-day thingie that\u2019s become almost trendy for people to talk about these days\u2026 and now sometimes do multiple per day when I am motivated to.<\/p>\n<p>It\u2019s a lesson that can put many more pennies in your business\u2019s piggy bank.<\/p>\n<p>Subscribe here if you want it, before the deadline:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.EmailPlayers.com\"><strong>www.EmailPlayers.com<\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Ben Settle<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Not long ago, a bloke replied to one of my emails with the subject line \u201cdonkey balls\u201d, followed by this message of hope &amp; change: I love your emails, you&#8217;re just sending them too often. I&#8217;m way too busy to read each of them every day, so what happens is, they accumulate in my inbox, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-13527","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-email-marketing"},"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13527","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=13527"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13527\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=13527"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=13527"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=13527"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}