Sometimes I think my emails are like the Scarecrow\u2019s mask in the movie Batman Begins, when Crane says about it:<\/p>\n
\u201cthese crazies, they can’t stand it\u201d<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n
Take this blue flame special, for example:<\/p>\n
\u201cHave your attorney instruct you to provide a functional unsubscribe button to this spam. Should I send you a link to the attorney general\u2019s page?\u201d<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n
The email he was whining about?<\/p>\n
Was sent to him October 5, 2017.<\/p>\n
Over 4 years ago.<\/p>\n
The unsubscribe button didn\u2019t \u201cwork\u201d because he had long since opted-out.<\/p>\n
Or take this dork:<\/p>\n
(responding to my recent email about why I avoid masterminds)<\/p>\n
\u201cSo, you’ve spoken at, attended, and paid for masterminds but you avoid them like liberals avoid omicron. That’s some serious double talk which is what [link edited out] listees did until they could no longer talk.\u201d<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n
Imagine thinking this is some kind of \u201cgotcha!\u201d<\/p>\n
Especially when I literally wrote in the same email he responded to:<\/p>\n
\u201cthe last one I attended (some two and a half years ago) where I first conspired with Troy Broussard to partner on some software platforms.\u201d<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n
Sharp as a tack that one.<\/p>\n
As Stefania laughed:<\/p>\n
(she gets to see all my nuthouse emails):<\/p>\n
\u201cI wonder how long he\u2019d been sitting on that link waiting to spring it in you\u2014\u2018Hah, that\u2019ll show him!\u2019\u201d<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n
No doubt.<\/p>\n
As for the link I edited out from his reply above?<\/p>\n
Sounded like (did not bother to click it) it goes to a site that lists people who died because they didn\u2019t get the fake vaks-seen. Because, as everyone knows, people don’t croak from the covid 98% of the time because they are obese, elderly, or have multiple comorbidities.<\/p>\n
No, they die from a fake vaks deficiency.<\/p>\n
All right, I\u2019ve had enough fun here.<\/p>\n
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