{"id":3131,"date":"2013-01-16T06:00:31","date_gmt":"2013-01-16T14:00:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/?p=3131"},"modified":"2013-01-16T06:00:31","modified_gmt":"2013-01-16T14:00:31","slug":"anatomy-of-a-goo-roo-fanboy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/anatomy-of-a-goo-roo-fanboy\/","title":{"rendered":"Anatomy Of A Goo-roo Fanboy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I often use the term &#8220;goo-roo fanboy.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>(Like in yesterday&#8217;s email.)<\/p>\n<p>And some people wonder what that is, exactly.<\/p>\n<p>The best description I can think of is from the book &#8220;The Game&#8221; by Neil Strauss, which is about a guy&#8217;s journey from being a total chump with the women&#8230; to becoming one of the world&#8217;s greatest pickup artists.<\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s what I mean:<\/p>\n<p>Towards the end of the book, the author (his code name is &#8220;Style&#8221;) becomes a pickup artist guru. In fact, he&#8217;s such a respected guru the rush of newbie pick up artists entering the scene (due to seminars and courses sold by OTHER pick up artist newbies online &#8212; kind of like the Internet marketing scene today) start to emulate him.<\/p>\n<p>In other words&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>They all shave their heads just like Style does.<\/p>\n<p>They grow his exact goatee and wear his exact kind of clothing.<\/p>\n<p>And they even use the exact same pickup lines Style uses.<\/p>\n<p>The result?<\/p>\n<p>Before long, the entire part of town where these guys do their thing in is crawling with little Style &#8220;clones&#8221; marching the strip looking the exact same, acting the exact same and using the exact same &#8220;tricks&#8221;, one-liners and techniques. (Which become less and less effective the more these sheeple mindlessly use them on the same pool of women).<\/p>\n<p><strong>And eventually, all that&#8217;s left are a bunch of &#8220;mini me&#8221; Styles.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>No original thoughts.<\/p>\n<p>No daring to buck the trend.<\/p>\n<p>No questioning goo-roo &#8220;dogma.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>And that, my friend, is what a goo-roo fanboy is.<\/p>\n<p>No matter how dumb or stoopid or even illegal the action their favorite goo-roo takes, these fanboys&#8217; little &#8220;rationalization hamsters&#8221; will tell them it&#8217;s okay and perfectly legal and cool because their favorite goo-roo does it.<\/p>\n<p>Kind of amusing, isn&#8217;t it?<\/p>\n<p>And so, now you know what a goo-roo fanboy is.<\/p>\n<p>Ben Settle<\/p>\n<p><strong>P.S.<\/strong> The February &#8220;Email Players&#8221; issue goes to the printer in less than two weeks.<\/p>\n<p>And there&#8217;s nary a goo-roo fanboy in sight.<\/p>\n<p>Just real business owners.<\/p>\n<p>With real products\/services.<\/p>\n<p>Wanting to make some real sales for a change.<\/p>\n<p>Go here to get your email marketing groove on:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"><strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.EmailPlayers.com\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">www.EmailPlayers.com<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I often use the term &#8220;goo-roo fanboy.&#8221; (Like in yesterday&#8217;s email.) And some people wonder what that is, exactly. The best description I can think of is from the book &#8220;The Game&#8221; by Neil Strauss, which is about a guy&#8217;s journey from being a total chump with the women&#8230; to becoming one of the world&#8217;s [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-3131","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-email-marketing"},"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3131","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3131"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3131\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3131"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3131"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3131"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}