{"id":3203,"date":"2010-04-09T08:00:14","date_gmt":"2010-04-09T15:00:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/?p=3203"},"modified":"2010-04-09T08:00:14","modified_gmt":"2010-04-09T15:00:14","slug":"bigfoots-secret-marketing-cheat-sheet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/bigfoots-secret-marketing-cheat-sheet\/","title":{"rendered":"Bigfoot&#8217;s Secret Marketing &#8220;Cheat Sheet&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My favorite &#8220;marketing&#8221; magazine arrived yesterday.<\/p>\n<p>A magazine I&#8217;ve found especially helpful and inspiring for marketing, sales, copywriting, writing emails&#8230; the whole shmear.<\/p>\n<p>Which magazine do I speaketh of?<\/p>\n<p>Is it The National Enquirer?  <\/p>\n<p>No&#8230; frankly, I&#8217;m not even sure why so many marketers get the warm fuzzies about the &#8216;Enquirer.  I know it supposedly has all the best headlines or whatever.<\/p>\n<p>But I just don&#8217;t see it.<\/p>\n<p>When I used to read it, I&#8217;d either fall asleep or toss it in the trash out of sheer boredom.  After all, it&#8217;s basically just a bunch of celebrity gossip:  Who&#8217;s sleeping with who&#8230; which model now has the most cellulite&#8230; which actor is secretly gay&#8230; blah blah blah.<\/p>\n<p>Just not my bag, I guess.<\/p>\n<p>OK, so if not the &#8216;Enquirer&#8230; is it &#8220;Cosmo&#8221;?<\/p>\n<p>Negative.<\/p>\n<p>I admit, Cosmo has some great headline &#8220;structures&#8221;, and I&#8217;ve found it particularly useful for short, punchy ad headlines, subject lines and blog titles.<\/p>\n<p>But most of them are actually custom made for chicks.<\/p>\n<p>And since I write exclusively to male-dominated markets (golf, self defense, etc) I don&#8217;t wanna let all that estrogen-laced verbiage and psychology seep in.<\/p>\n<p>What about &#8220;Men&#8217;s Health&#8221;?<\/p>\n<p>I do enjoy MH, no doubt.<\/p>\n<p>I especially like the &#8220;Jimmy the Bar Tender&#8221; Q&#038;A section, he&#8217;s a <strong>MASTER<\/strong> at using storytelling to get his message across.<\/p>\n<p>A great read, but not my favorite for marketing.<\/p>\n<p>So which one IS my favorite, then?<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s simply called&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Sun&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><strong>A very BORING name for a very <em>cool<\/em> publication.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s basically a Weekly World News &#8220;spinoff.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>And instead of lame celebrity gossip&#8230; it&#8217;s a smorgasborg of bizarre conspiracy theories, Bigfoot (and other monster) sightings, miracle healings, wild predictions and crazy stories about ordinary people doing extraordinary things.<\/p>\n<p>I can read this puppy cover to cover.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s just a <strong>FUN<\/strong> read all the way through and I highly suggest it as a marketing tool.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, you can grab it at a supermarket near you.<\/p>\n<p>And tell &#8217;em Bigfoot sent ya.<\/p>\n<p>Ben Settle<\/p>\n<p><strong>P.S.<\/strong> Check out chapter 2 in <strong><a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.CopywritingGrabBag.com\" rel=\"noopener\">The Copywriting Grab Bag<\/a><\/strong> for an especially profitable way to use the Bible, your bathroom and a magazine like &#8220;Sun&#8221; to generate all kinds of ideas for your ads, sales letters, emails and other marketing activities:<\/p>\n<p><strong><\/p>\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.CopywritingGrabBag.com\" rel=\"noopener\">www.CopywritingGrabBag.com<\/a><\/div>\n<p><\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My favorite &#8220;marketing&#8221; magazine arrived yesterday. A magazine I&#8217;ve found especially helpful and inspiring for marketing, sales, copywriting, writing emails&#8230; the whole shmear. Which magazine do I speaketh of? Is it The National Enquirer? No&#8230; frankly, I&#8217;m not even sure why so many marketers get the warm fuzzies about the &#8216;Enquirer. 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