{"id":3208,"date":"2010-04-12T08:00:00","date_gmt":"2010-04-12T15:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/?p=3208"},"modified":"2010-04-12T08:00:00","modified_gmt":"2010-04-12T15:00:00","slug":"psycho-rednecks-reveal-secret-stash-of-world-class-headlines","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/psycho-rednecks-reveal-secret-stash-of-world-class-headlines\/","title":{"rendered":"Psycho Rednecks Reveal Secret Stash Of World-Class Headlines"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Remember my last email about &#8220;Sun&#8221;?<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s the tabloid publication I said was one of my main inspirations for my marketing, copywriting, emails, blogs, articles and all that jazz.<\/p>\n<p>Well, check this out:<\/p>\n<p>This last Saturday I copied out some of the more interesting and outstanding headlines from the cover, the articles and some of the ads inside.<\/p>\n<p>Not just for my own inspiration and ideas, though.<\/p>\n<p>But for <strong>YOURS<\/strong>, too (if you want them).<\/p>\n<p>And without further ado&#8230; here they are:<\/p>\n<ul>\n\t<strong><\/p>\n<li>Rednecks Shoot Down Angel Over Trailer Park<\/li>\n<p><\/strong><\/p>\n<li>Beat Brittle Bones &#8212; With Beer!<\/li>\n<p>\t<strong><\/p>\n<li>Real-Life Phantom Of The Opera Stalks Historic Theater<\/li>\n<p><\/strong><\/p>\n<li>New Strategy Game Can Save You From Blindness<\/li>\n<p>\t<strong><\/p>\n<li>Breakthrough Brings Feeling To Fake Limbs<\/li>\n<p><\/strong><\/p>\n<li>Secrets Of History&#8217;s Greatest Artists<\/li>\n<p>\t<strong><\/p>\n<li>World&#8217;s Warmest Jacket Keeps You Snug At Minus 450 Degrees!<\/li>\n<p><\/strong><\/p>\n<li>What Does Your Wallet Reveal About You?<\/li>\n<p>\t<strong><\/p>\n<li>Classical Cellist Sued For Recording Sad Song<\/li>\n<p><\/strong><\/p>\n<li>Bachelor Picks His Bride &#8212; By Spinning The Bottle<\/li>\n<p><strong><\/p>\n<li>Seven Warning Pains You Must Never Ignore<\/li>\n<p><\/strong><\/p>\n<li>Why The End Times Have Already Begun<\/li>\n<p><strong><\/p>\n<li>Satan Stalks The Vatican!<\/li>\n<p><\/strong><\/p>\n<li>Real Life Sleeping Beauty Is No Fairy Tale Princess<\/li>\n<p><strong><\/p>\n<li>Virgin Mary Tears Have Amazing Healing Powers<\/li>\n<p><\/strong><\/p>\n<li>Future Stereos Designed With Dogs And Cats In Mind<\/li>\n<p>\t<strong><\/p>\n<li>Roller Coaster Helps Students Make The Grade!<\/li>\n<p><\/strong><\/p>\n<li>Teen Discovers Billion Dollar Booty<\/li>\n<p>\t<strong><\/p>\n<li>Brain Injury Turns Two-Fisted Fighter Into Talented Artist<\/li>\n<p><\/strong><\/p>\n<li>Health Glove Soothes Arthritis Pain<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>How&#8217;s that for headline &#038; idea &#8220;fodder&#8221;?<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s so easy to adapt this stuff.<\/p>\n<p>And, kinda <em>fun<\/em>, too.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, this is just one (of many) reasons I encourage you to sally forth on over to ye olde supermarket checkout line and grab a copy of Sun today.<\/p>\n<p>The phantoms and psycho rednecks are standing by&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Ben Settle<\/p>\n<p><strong>P.S.<\/strong> Did you like these headlines?  <\/p>\n<p><strong>Would you like a giant STASH of them (literally hundreds, if not THOUSANDS) more&#8230; free?  <\/strong><\/p>\n<p>When you subscribe to <strong><a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.CryptoMarketing.com\" rel=\"noopener\">The Crypto Marketing Newsletter<\/a><\/strong> you get access to a private yahoo group where I&#8217;ve put a link (I call &#8220;Big Foot&#8217;s Best-Kept Secret Swipe File&#8221;) to a secret webpage with hundreds&#8230; maybe even thousands (I have not even counted them all) of headlines even BETTER than these.<\/p>\n<p>You can subscribe over at:<\/p>\n<p><strong><\/p>\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.CryptoMarketing.com\" rel=\"noopener\">www.CryptoMarketing.com<\/a><\/div>\n<p><\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Remember my last email about &#8220;Sun&#8221;? It&#8217;s the tabloid publication I said was one of my main inspirations for my marketing, copywriting, emails, blogs, articles and all that jazz. Well, check this out: This last Saturday I copied out some of the more interesting and outstanding headlines from the cover, the articles and some of [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3208","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","category-copywriting-and-sales-letters"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3208","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3208"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3208\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3208"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3208"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3208"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}