{"id":3438,"date":"2010-06-18T08:00:57","date_gmt":"2010-06-18T15:00:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/?p=3438"},"modified":"2010-06-18T08:00:57","modified_gmt":"2010-06-18T15:00:57","slug":"8-second-ads","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/8-second-ads\/","title":{"rendered":"8 Second Ads"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Been thinking about AdWords lately.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve written lots of AdWords ads (for other businesses), but haven&#8217;t actually got off my lazy gluteous rumpus to run any of my own campaigns yet.<\/p>\n<p>But, when I do, I&#8217;ll have a <em>big<\/em> advantage over most.<\/p>\n<p>What advantage?<\/p>\n<p>Drum roll&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Batman.<\/p>\n<p>And Spiderman.<\/p>\n<p>And The X-Men.<\/p>\n<p>And all my other comic books.<\/p>\n<p>You see, one of the best pay-per-click ad &#8220;cheat sheets&#8221; you can find is no farther than the back issue bins of your local comic book store.  In fact, whenever I write pay-per-click ads, I raid my box of comics and study the short, pithy direct response ads they used to run in pre-1990 comic books.<\/p>\n<p><strong>They&#8217;re <em>masterpieces<\/em> of persuasion, too.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Those guys were probably the best copywriters in the world.<\/p>\n<p>They knew how to get into your psychology and push all the right buttons to make you buy the stoopidest things &#8212; including booklets about packing on muscle, X-ray glasses, sea monkeys, ninja training booklets, and everything in between.<\/p>\n<p>Just excellent stuff.<\/p>\n<p>And they make awesome pay-per-click ad &#8220;templates&#8221; that let you hammer out new ads in mere <em>seconds<\/em>.  <\/p>\n<p>But hey, don&#8217;t take my word for it.<\/p>\n<p>Get ye to the comic book store.<\/p>\n<p>Or check out &#8220;The Copywriting Grab Bag&#8221;:<\/p>\n<p><strong><\/p>\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.CopywritingGrabBag.com\" rel=\"noopener\">www.CopywritingGrabBag.com<\/a><\/div>\n<p><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>I put a bunch of my best ones on the bonus disk.<\/p>\n<p>Either way, I highly suggest trying it.<\/p>\n<p>Ben Settle<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Been thinking about AdWords lately. 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