{"id":3601,"date":"2010-07-22T00:00:33","date_gmt":"2010-07-22T07:00:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/?p=3601"},"modified":"2010-07-22T00:00:33","modified_gmt":"2010-07-22T07:00:33","slug":"cosmo-kramers-loathsome-marketing-genius","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/cosmo-kramers-loathsome-marketing-genius\/","title":{"rendered":"Cosmo Kramer&#8217;s Loathsome Marketing Genius"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I just found the <em>coolest<\/em> FaceBook fan page.<\/p>\n<p>Frankly, if I could only &#8220;like&#8221; one fan page, this&#8217;d be IT.<\/p>\n<p>What page do I speaketh of?<\/p>\n<p>Kramerica Industries&#8217; fan page, baby.<\/p>\n<p>Kramerica Industries was a &#8220;business&#8221; (er, sort of) created by Cosmo Kramer in the show &#8220;Seinfeld.&#8221;  Some of his business ideas were actually pretty good (like the pizza place where customers make their own pie and the bottle that squirts both ketchup and mustard)&#8230; and others were a <em>disaster<\/em> (like the giant rubber bladder system for oil tankers&#8230;)  <\/p>\n<p>Anyway, very cool fan page.<\/p>\n<p><strong>And kinda <em>inspiring<\/em>, too.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Because no matter how nutzo Kramer&#8217;s ideas seemed&#8230; you had to admire his scrappy entrepreneurial spirit as he sallied forth and tested them anyway.<\/p>\n<p>Too bad we don&#8217;t see this online more.<\/p>\n<p>Especially when it&#8217;s so easy to test.<\/p>\n<p>For example:<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve seen truly &#8220;hideous&#8221; ideas kick bootay online &#8212; like not using testimonials, guarantees or even a <em>headline<\/em>.  Marketers look at those things and cringe.  It&#8217;s sorta like another Seinfeld episode where Jerry&#8217;s girlfriend paints Kramer&#8217;s portrait, and two snooty art buyers look at the painting in both disgust and awe: &#8220;He is a loathsome, offensive brute &#8212; yet I can&#8217;t look away&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s EXACTLY how it is, too.<\/p>\n<p>But you gotta test those &#8220;loathsome&#8221; ideas.<\/p>\n<p>Even if they offend your pre-conceived views.<\/p>\n<p>And even if they make no <em>sense<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>Hey, Kramer would.<\/p>\n<p>And if it&#8217;s good enough for him&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Ben Settle<\/p>\n<p><strong>P.S.<\/strong> As customers of my <strong><a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.streetsmartemail.com\" rel=\"noopener\">Street-Smart Email<\/a><\/strong> course know, Seinfeld is one of my &#8220;secret weapons.&#8221;  To learn how to use the show to beef up ye olde profits, simply hop on the notification list for when I re-release it at:<\/p>\n<p><strong><\/p>\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.StreetSmartEmail.com\" rel=\"noopener\">www.StreetSmartEmail.com<\/a><\/div>\n<p><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s a testimonial for it that rolled in yesterday:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><strong>Hi Ben,<\/p>\n<p>This email course is incredibly valuable.<\/p>\n<p>I can&#8217;t think of another info product I&#8217;ve purchased in the last 3 years which comes close. The last time I got this much value out of a course was Glenn Livingston&#8217;s $1,200 &#8220;How to Double Your Business&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>Thanks so much for the knowledge.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve listened to the cd&#8217;s twice and read the transcript once. Each time I get something new.  My sales have never been higher, and I&#8217;ve been getting a lot of positive feedback from members as well.<\/p>\n<p>Thanks Ben &#8211; this is fun, and profitable!<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Travis Giggy<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I just found the coolest FaceBook fan page. Frankly, if I could only &#8220;like&#8221; one fan page, this&#8217;d be IT. What page do I speaketh of? Kramerica Industries&#8217; fan page, baby. Kramerica Industries was a &#8220;business&#8221; (er, sort of) created by Cosmo Kramer in the show &#8220;Seinfeld.&#8221; Some of his business ideas were actually pretty [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[8,9,14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3601","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","category-copywriting-and-sales-letters","category-email-marketing","category-sales-marketing"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3601","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3601"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3601\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3601"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3601"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3601"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}