{"id":3630,"date":"2010-08-02T00:00:30","date_gmt":"2010-08-02T07:00:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/?p=3630"},"modified":"2010-08-02T00:00:30","modified_gmt":"2010-08-02T07:00:30","slug":"the-phone-jerk","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/the-phone-jerk\/","title":{"rendered":"The Phone Jerk"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Oh how I <em>loathe<\/em> the phone.<\/p>\n<p>Maybe it&#8217;s my introverted personality.  Or my awareness level of how much time gets wasted on the horn.  Or that it kinda drains the energy out of me (on the rare occasions where I agree to do hour phone consults, I sometimes get bad headaches and drop off into a deep, <em>coma<\/em>&#8211;<em>like<\/em> sleep afterwards).<\/p>\n<p>There&#8217;s nothing I&#8217;d rather NOT do than sit on the phone.<\/p>\n<p>There are exceptions to this, of course.<\/p>\n<p>Like if I&#8217;m interviewing someone, or someone is interviewing me.<\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s usually pretty fun.<\/p>\n<p>But generally, phones suck.<\/p>\n<p>I want nothing to do with them.<\/p>\n<p><strong>And to paraphrase the great Weird Al Yankovic, I&#8217;d rather jump naked on a huge pile of thumbtacks than spend one more minute on the phone!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Anyway, why should you care?<\/p>\n<p>Probably, you shouldn&#8217;t care.<\/p>\n<p>Unless, of course, you&#8217;re one of these strangers who I have never met before, who likes leaving voice mails with no details about who they are or what they want (instead of emailing the details of their request like a normal introvert would).<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m talking about voice mails like:<\/p>\n<p><em>&#8220;Hey Ben, my name is so-and-so, give me a call back&#8230;&#8221;<\/em><\/p>\n<p>No context.<\/p>\n<p>No &#8220;reason why.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Right.<\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t want sound like a jerk, but that just ain&#8217;t happening.<\/p>\n<p>Not know-how.<\/p>\n<p>Not no-way.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s not just because of the reasons I cited above about my hatred of the phone, either.  The other (more important) reason is because TIME is the one commodity I guard most aggressively.  Heck, I barely have time to call my parents each week, much less a goo-roo fanboy looking to do a JV or for free advice. And I&#8217;d get nothing done if I called back everyone who asks to &#8220;chat just for a few minutes.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>And you know what?<\/p>\n<p><strong>I HIGHLY suggest you do the same.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Guard your time like a dragon hoarding treasure.<\/p>\n<p>Be <em>stingy<\/em> with it.<\/p>\n<p>Cling to it.<\/p>\n<p>Breathe fire on anyone who would take it from you.<\/p>\n<p>And never, ever give it away lightly.<\/p>\n<p>Ben Settle<\/p>\n<p><strong>P.S.<\/strong> For another lesson about <strong>&#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.BenSettle.com\/blog\/interview-with-a-time-vampire\">time vampires<\/a>&#8220;<\/strong> (and how to make sure they never sink their sharp fangs into your soft neck) check out this email at:<\/p>\n<p><strong><\/p>\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.BenSettle.com\/blog\/interview-with-a-time-vampire\">www.BenSettle.com\/blog\/interview-with-a-time-vampire<\/a><\/div>\n<p><\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Oh how I loathe the phone. Maybe it&#8217;s my introverted personality. Or my awareness level of how much time gets wasted on the horn. Or that it kinda drains the energy out of me (on the rare occasions where I agree to do hour phone consults, I sometimes get bad headaches and drop off into [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3630","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","category-sales-marketing"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3630","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3630"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3630\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3630"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3630"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3630"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}