{"id":3670,"date":"2010-08-12T00:00:20","date_gmt":"2010-08-12T07:00:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/?p=3670"},"modified":"2010-08-12T00:00:20","modified_gmt":"2010-08-12T07:00:20","slug":"ear-curdling-sales-letters","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/ear-curdling-sales-letters\/","title":{"rendered":"Ear Curdling Sales Letters"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>About the only time I watch TV is when eating.<\/p>\n<p>Methinks it&#8217;s a bad habit from growing up as a Gen X &#8220;latchkey kid.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>But, it&#8217;s kind of useful, too.<\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s an example of why I say this:<\/p>\n<p>For a while now, I&#8217;ve been noticing how certain stations <em>obnoxiously<\/em> jack up the volume during commercials.  So in other words, you could be cheerfully watching Seinfeld and then, when a commercial comes on &#8212; <strong>BOOM!<\/strong> &#8212;  the volume pumps up way louder than the TV show.<\/p>\n<p>I can only assume advertisers do this on purpose.<\/p>\n<p>But, is it a good idea?<\/p>\n<p>I haven&#8217;t seen any tests or data on it, either way.<\/p>\n<p>But I will say this:<\/p>\n<p>Pumping up the jam of a terribly crafted advertisement ain&#8217;t gonna help their sales any more than when a goo-roo fanboy writes and ad that &#8220;screams&#8221; (in all caps) giant, obnoxious claims that bear no resemblance to reality whatsoever.<\/p>\n<p>In fact, the result is the same online as it is on TV:<\/p>\n<p><strong>The consumer simply turns the channel<\/strong>.<\/p>\n<p>(Or clicks away).<\/p>\n<p>So what&#8217;s the moral of the story?<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s far better to jack up the quality of your <em>salesmanship<\/em> in your ads than to jack up the &#8220;volume&#8221; on your claims.  Because online or on TV, if you blast your prospects with a &#8220;sonic boom&#8221; that&#8217;s also a terrible sales message, the channel is instantly changed.<\/p>\n<p>Or, at least, the &#8220;mute&#8221; button is pushed.<\/p>\n<p>And either way, the sale is <em>silenced<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>Ben Settle<\/p>\n<p><strong>P.S.<\/strong> The next issue of <strong><a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.cryptomarketing.com\" rel=\"noopener\">The Crypto Marketing Newsletter<\/a><\/strong> is <em>all<\/em> about closing sales in sales letters.  The best copywriters spend a LOT of time on the close (while most others just brush through it, as an <em>afterthought<\/em>).  In fact, the late, great Gary Halbert said he spent at LEAST 25% of his ad space on JUST the close.<\/p>\n<p>It makes sense, too.<\/p>\n<p>After all, a sale is a very &#8220;fragile&#8221; thing.<\/p>\n<p>To grab ye the next issue, flip the channel over to:  <\/p>\n<p><strong><\/p>\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.CryptoMarketing.com\" rel=\"noopener\">www.CryptoMarketing.com<\/a><\/div>\n<p><\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>About the only time I watch TV is when eating. Methinks it&#8217;s a bad habit from growing up as a Gen X &#8220;latchkey kid.&#8221; But, it&#8217;s kind of useful, too. Here&#8217;s an example of why I say this: For a while now, I&#8217;ve been noticing how certain stations obnoxiously jack up the volume during commercials. 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