{"id":4166,"date":"2011-03-07T00:00:44","date_gmt":"2011-03-07T08:00:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/?p=4166"},"modified":"2011-03-07T00:00:44","modified_gmt":"2011-03-07T08:00:44","slug":"headlines-thatll-put-hair-on-your-chest","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/headlines-thatll-put-hair-on-your-chest\/","title":{"rendered":"Headlines That&#8217;ll Put Hair On Your Chest"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A wee bit starved for time today.<\/p>\n<p>So what I wanted to do was show you some  headlines from a recent issue of my all time favorite &#8220;marketing&#8221; publication &#8211; Sun Magazine.  Sun Magazine is the sister publication to The Weekly World News and all it&#8217;s whacky stories about monsters, aliens, conspiracy theories and all that kind of jazz.<\/p>\n<p>A great read.<\/p>\n<p>And, perfect if you ever need any idea-starters.<\/p>\n<p>For example, check these apples out:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<strong>ALIENS HARVEST THOUSANDS OF DEAD BIRDS<br \/>\nCrisis could leave earth dying of thirst, experts warn<\/p>\n<p>Mobsters Brew Big Profit$ With Coffee Boy Scam<\/p>\n<p>RIDING OUT IN STYLE<br \/>\nCar-shaped coffins speed you into the beyond<\/p>\n<p>FASCINATING SECRETS OF ROMAN GLADIATORS<\/p>\n<p>BANNED MALT LIQUOR CONVERTED TO CAR FUEL!<\/p>\n<p>SECRETS OF PEOPLE WHO NEVER GET SICK<br \/>\n&#8220;It&#8217;s not accidental that they have good health&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>AMPUTEE&#8217;S LAWSUIT: FAITH HEALER OWES ME NEW LEG<\/p>\n<p>U.S. ARMY RANGERS TAKEN PRISONER BY NAKED WITCHES<\/p>\n<p>LOUISIANA MAN INVENTS CAR THAT RUNS ON POLLUTED GULF WATER<\/strong><\/ul>\n<p>Hey, I didn&#8217;t say they&#8217;d make you more SANE, did I?<\/p>\n<p>But, they can help get your mind thinking a bit differently, and give you ideas you probably never would get otherwise.  Frankly, if you heed my advice, you&#8217;ll write about something weird and stoopid (like the above) every now and then in your articles, emails, blog posts, videos, podcasts, etc just to keep your audience on their toes.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s good for &#8217;em.<\/p>\n<p>Helps put bigfoot hair on their chests&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Ben Settle<\/p>\n<p><strong>P.S.<\/strong> If you want to see a secret &#8220;stash&#8221; of hundreds of headlines like these, then check out the private yahoo group you get access to when you join The Crypto Marketing Newsletter, at:<\/p>\n<p><strong><\/p>\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.CryptoMarketing.com\">www.CryptoMarketing.com<\/a><\/div>\n<p><\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A wee bit starved for time today. So what I wanted to do was show you some headlines from a recent issue of my all time favorite &#8220;marketing&#8221; publication &#8211; Sun Magazine. 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