{"id":4177,"date":"2012-02-06T06:00:57","date_gmt":"2012-02-06T14:00:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/?p=4177"},"modified":"2012-02-06T06:00:57","modified_gmt":"2012-02-06T14:00:57","slug":"profiting-from-poo-tickets","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/profiting-from-poo-tickets\/","title":{"rendered":"Profiting From Poo Tickets"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>G&#8217;Day Mate,<\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s something kinda interesting.<\/p>\n<p>One of the things I talk about in the &#8220;Email Player&#8217;s Playbook&#8221; (which comes with your &#8220;Email Players&#8221; newsletter &#8212; <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.EmailPlayers.com\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">www.EmailPlayers.com<\/a><\/strong> &#8212; subscription) is how important it is to learn the slang of your market&#8230; and also slang your market is NOT familiar with to keep things fun, interesting and engaging.<\/p>\n<p>Sometimes you can even make words up, if you want.<\/p>\n<p>(I do just for kicks.)<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, the BEST slang (IMHBAO) is from Australia.<\/p>\n<p>In fact, check this out:<\/p>\n<p>Last year, kool-cat copywriter Dean Jackson sent me a list of Australian slang terms he&#8217;d picked up since moving down under.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>As useless as tits on a bull<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li>Busier than a one armed brick layer in Baghdad<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li>Poo tickets (toilet paper)<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li>Fair dinkum (means everything looks good)<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li>Hoon (crazy driver)<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li>&#8220;G&#8217;Day Mate&#8221; (common Australian greetings)<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li>The word &#8220;bloody&#8221; for emphasis IE: &#8220;How the blood hell are ya?&#8221;<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Alright, that&#8217;s it for today.<\/p>\n<p>More tomorrow.<\/p>\n<p>In the meantime&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Wanna write emails that aren&#8217;t as useless as tits on a bull?<\/p>\n<p>And (worse!) aren&#8217;t mistaken for used poo tickets?<\/p>\n<p>Then check out:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.EmailPlayers.com\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">www.EmailPlayers.com<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Ben Settle<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>G&#8217;Day Mate, Here&#8217;s something kinda interesting. 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