{"id":4177,"date":"2012-02-06T06:00:57","date_gmt":"2012-02-06T14:00:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/?p=4177"},"modified":"2012-02-06T06:00:57","modified_gmt":"2012-02-06T14:00:57","slug":"profiting-from-poo-tickets","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/profiting-from-poo-tickets\/","title":{"rendered":"Profiting From Poo Tickets"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>G&#8217;Day Mate,<\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s something kinda interesting.<\/p>\n<p>One of the things I talk about in the &#8220;Email Player&#8217;s Playbook&#8221; (which comes with your &#8220;Email Players&#8221; newsletter &#8212; <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.EmailPlayers.com\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">www.EmailPlayers.com<\/a><\/strong> &#8212; subscription) is how important it is to learn the slang of your market&#8230; and also slang your market is NOT familiar with to keep things fun, interesting and engaging.<\/p>\n<p>Sometimes you can even make words up, if you want.<\/p>\n<p>(I do just for kicks.)<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, the BEST slang (IMHBAO) is from Australia.<\/p>\n<p>In fact, check this out:<\/p>\n<p>Last year, kool-cat copywriter Dean Jackson sent me a list of Australian slang terms he&#8217;d picked up since moving down under.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>As useless as tits on a bull<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li>Busier than a one armed brick layer in Baghdad<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li>Poo tickets (toilet paper)<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li>Fair dinkum (means everything looks good)<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li>Hoon (crazy driver)<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li>&#8220;G&#8217;Day Mate&#8221; (common Australian greetings)<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li>The word &#8220;bloody&#8221; for emphasis IE: &#8220;How the blood hell are ya?&#8221;<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Alright, that&#8217;s it for today.<\/p>\n<p>More tomorrow.<\/p>\n<p>In the meantime&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Wanna write emails that aren&#8217;t as useless as tits on a bull?<\/p>\n<p>And (worse!) aren&#8217;t mistaken for used poo tickets?<\/p>\n<p>Then check out:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.EmailPlayers.com\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">www.EmailPlayers.com<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Ben Settle<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>G&#8217;Day Mate, Here&#8217;s something kinda interesting. One of the things I talk about in the &#8220;Email Player&#8217;s Playbook&#8221; (which comes with your &#8220;Email Players&#8221; newsletter &#8212; www.EmailPlayers.com &#8212; subscription) is how important it is to learn the slang of your market&#8230; and also slang your market is NOT familiar with to keep things fun, interesting [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-4177","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-email-marketing"},"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4177","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4177"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4177\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4177"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4177"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4177"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}