{"id":5165,"date":"2014-12-24T06:30:10","date_gmt":"2014-12-24T14:30:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/?p=5165"},"modified":"2014-12-24T06:30:10","modified_gmt":"2014-12-24T14:30:10","slug":"santas-crazy-christmas-email-tip","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/santas-crazy-christmas-email-tip\/","title":{"rendered":"Santa&#8217;s CrAzY Christmas email tip"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ho, ho, ho&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>If you want to do something on Christmas that:<\/p>\n<p>1. Will bond your list to you more (making them more likely to want to buy from you in future emails)<\/p>\n<p>2. Probably make you sales<\/p>\n<p>3. And give your list a chuckle<\/p>\n<p>(Which can put more coinage in your hot little pocketses)<\/p>\n<p>Then here&#8217;s all you do:<\/p>\n<p>Send your list an email on Christmas day.<\/p>\n<p>But, not just ANY email.<\/p>\n<p>What I want you to do is send them an email describing advice you are giving to Santa Clause giving advice about whatever it is you sell &#8212; just use your imagination.<\/p>\n<p>Yes, it&#8217;s kinda dorky.<\/p>\n<p>And no, it&#8217;s not going to make you a million dollars.<\/p>\n<p>But it MIGHT get you some sales.<\/p>\n<p>It MIGHT make your list look forward to more emails.<\/p>\n<p>And it MIGHT even make &#8217;em laugh.<\/p>\n<p>(As Dan Kennedy has wisely said: <em>&#8220;People buy more and buy more happily when in good humor.&#8221;<\/em>)<\/p>\n<p>What???<\/p>\n<p>You don&#8217;t know how?<\/p>\n<p>You have no idea how to begin such an email?<\/p>\n<p>OK, relax!<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m going to give you a template. I&#8217;ve sent this exact email (the product and URL details have been removed) to a list of weight loss prospects in another business I partner in.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, here&#8217;s the template.<\/p>\n<p>Switch out my product\/market details with yours:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Santa&#8217;s CrAzY 2015 fat loss plan<\/p>\n<p>Heya!<\/p>\n<p>I know it&#8217;s Christmas night and you probably want to go to bed (I<br \/>\ndo too!) but I HAVE to tell you about this crazy little guy who<br \/>\nshowed up at my door tonight.<\/p>\n<p>He was short, about 4 feet tall.<\/p>\n<p>He also had weird shoes that curled at the toe.<\/p>\n<p>And even more weird, he had pointy ears.<\/p>\n<p>I asked him who he was and he said he was a messenger from Santa!<br \/>\nApparently, Santa is getting older and slower, and he&#8217;s concerned<br \/>\nabout his weight now. He is worried about having heart problems and<br \/>\ndoesn&#8217;t want to drop dead one day while carrying presents to kids<br \/>\ndue to his weight.<\/p>\n<p>So he wanted my advice.<\/p>\n<p>Can you believe that?<\/p>\n<p>So here&#8217;s what I told this messenger to tell Santa:<\/p>\n<p>1. Start eating more protein!<\/p>\n<p>I told the messenger to tell Santa to get those elves to start<br \/>\nbringing him more meat, beans and protein, instead of white carbs<br \/>\nlike bread, etc.<\/p>\n<p>2. Quit eating the cookies and milk!<\/p>\n<p>When going to down chimneys and seeing plate of cookies and a glass<br \/>\nof milk, ignore it! And instead, leave a note next to them saying<br \/>\nnext year he&#8217;d prefer to be left fruit or maybe some meat and<br \/>\ncheese, instead.<\/p>\n<p>And instead of milk, leave water.<\/p>\n<p>Protein waters are fine, too.<\/p>\n<p>If he needs advice, he should check out my ____ product:<\/p>\n<p>(URL)<\/p>\n<p>3. Start exercising more<\/p>\n<p>He doesn&#8217;t have to huff and puff and sweat and strain, he can do my<br \/>\n_____ program instead, that&#8217;s fine:<\/p>\n<p>(URL)<\/p>\n<p>I said to tell Santa this is NOT based on hard exercise.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s based on using his nervous system and was developed by a<br \/>\nRussian &#8220;super soldier&#8221; who wanted a way to get in shape quickly.<\/p>\n<p>4. Start walking more!<\/p>\n<p>In other words&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Instead of hitching up the reindeer team to go to the store or run<br \/>\nerrands, I told the messenger to tell Santa to get his blubber butt<br \/>\noutside and walk through the snow, it&#8217;s great for his heart and<br \/>\nbody.<\/p>\n<p>5. Lay off 50% of the elves<\/p>\n<p>Let&#8217;s face it.<\/p>\n<p>All those elves are dead weight.<\/p>\n<p>And by trimming his workforce down, he&#8217;ll also trim his<br \/>\nconsiderable stomach down, too, because he&#8217;ll be forced to roll up<br \/>\nhis sleeves and do more work.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, so that&#8217;s that.<\/p>\n<p>This is the plan I have for Santa.<\/p>\n<p>We&#8217;ll see if he listens in 2015.<\/p>\n<p>Have a GREAT holiday season.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ll see you soon! \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p>SIGNATURE<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>And that&#8217;s all there is to it.<\/p>\n<p>I hope you use this template.<\/p>\n<p>Even if you don&#8217;t get a bunch of sales, just doing stuff like this now and then has a lot of power for future sales (and makes people look forward to reading future emails from you).<\/p>\n<p>I kid ye not on this.<\/p>\n<p>Try it and you&#8217;ll see for yourself.<\/p>\n<p>For more email ideas, check out:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.EmailPlayers.com\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">www.EmailPlayers.com<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Ben Settle<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ho, ho, ho&#8230; If you want to do something on Christmas that: 1. 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