{"id":5279,"date":"2012-01-24T06:00:18","date_gmt":"2012-01-24T14:00:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/?p=5279"},"modified":"2012-01-24T06:00:18","modified_gmt":"2012-01-24T14:00:18","slug":"weak-brained-goo-roo-mind-tricks","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/weak-brained-goo-roo-mind-tricks\/","title":{"rendered":"Weak-Brained Goo-roo Mind Tricks"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So Star Wars Phantom Menace is being re-released.<\/p>\n<p>I remember seeing the original Star Wars as a 3 year old when it first came out. I was just fascinated when Obi Wan did his &#8220;Jedi mind trick&#8221; &#8212; where a Jedi controls a weak-minded person&#8217;s thoughts. 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