{"id":5352,"date":"2012-02-07T06:00:32","date_gmt":"2012-02-07T14:00:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/?p=5352"},"modified":"2012-02-07T06:00:32","modified_gmt":"2012-02-07T14:00:32","slug":"laughing-at-ex-spurt-opinions","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/laughing-at-ex-spurt-opinions\/","title":{"rendered":"Laughing At Ex-spurt Opinions"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Another ex-spurt misses the boat:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><strong>&#8220;You&#8217;ve got to be kidding me. You sent 7 emails to me today. I&#8217;m sure your unsubscription rate went through the roof today if you emailed everyone on your list like that. I don&#8217;t think I needed 7 reminders about your sale today. Are you really that desperate? Is this what you teach in your book?&#8221;<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Well, I guess he told me!<\/p>\n<p>Dang, why didn&#8217;t I think of that?<\/p>\n<p>BTW, his email is about a recent sale.<\/p>\n<p>The above commenter was complaining about how, on the last day of the sale, I sent out 7+ emails about that sale ending.<\/p>\n<p>(Funny how nobody screams when eBay does it&#8230;)<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, here&#8217;s why I bring it up:<\/p>\n<p><strong>His is the attitude of someone who <em>thinks<\/em> they know what they&#8217;re talking about&#8230; but doesn&#8217;t. (i.e. ex-spurt)<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>They&#8217;re all over the Internet, too.<\/p>\n<p>Offering their unsolicited advice.<\/p>\n<p>Giving uninformed opinions.<\/p>\n<p>And projecting their biases onto others.<\/p>\n<p>Sigh.<\/p>\n<p>Kind of sad, really.<\/p>\n<p>If only he&#8217;d asked (instead of mindlessly assuming) he&#8217;d have known I got more sales on that Sunday (when I mailed all those emails he was whining about) than on the previous 3 days of the sale combined.<\/p>\n<p>Gotta love them ex-spurts.<\/p>\n<p>Sure, their opinions mean zilcho.<\/p>\n<p>But they&#8217;re always good for a few <em>laughs<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>Hey, speaking of special sales&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve been perfecting my method for doing sales with email for the past few years in multiple markets (consumer and business-to-business).<\/p>\n<p>It works like gangbusters.<\/p>\n<p>Is very simple.<\/p>\n<p>And it&#8217;s something I taught in this last December&#8217;s &#8220;Email Players&#8221; newsletter.<\/p>\n<p>Complete with tons of examples.<\/p>\n<p>Back issues are for sale to &#8220;Email Players&#8221; subscribers only.<\/p>\n<p>(Not the general public)<\/p>\n<p>To get in on the action, go to:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.EmailPlayers.com\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">www.EmailPlayers.com<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Ben Settle<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Another ex-spurt misses the boat: &#8220;You&#8217;ve got to be kidding me. You sent 7 emails to me today. I&#8217;m sure your unsubscription rate went through the roof today if you emailed everyone on your list like that. I don&#8217;t think I needed 7 reminders about your sale today. Are you really that desperate? Is this [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-5352","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-email-marketing"},"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5352","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5352"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5352\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5352"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5352"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5352"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}