{"id":5387,"date":"2012-02-14T06:00:18","date_gmt":"2012-02-14T14:00:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/?p=5387"},"modified":"2012-02-14T06:00:18","modified_gmt":"2012-02-14T14:00:18","slug":"yew-might-be-a-goo-roo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/yew-might-be-a-goo-roo\/","title":{"rendered":"YEW Might Be A Goo-roo"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I throw the word &#8220;goo-roo&#8221; around a lot.<\/p>\n<p>And sometimes people wonder if I&#8217;m referring to someone specifically or (and I find this especially amusing) if I&#8217;m referring to them!<\/p>\n<p>The answer is &#8220;no&#8221; in both cases.<\/p>\n<p>I speaketh of a &#8220;type.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>But, just to be safe&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Here are some clues you might be a goo-roo:<\/p>\n<p>(In my best Jeff Foxworthy voice)<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><strong>If you send out a broadcast email and write &#8220;sent from my iPhone&#8221; at the bottom to trick people into thinking it&#8217;s a personal email&#8230; YEW might be a goo-roo&#8230;<\/strong><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li>If you admit behind closed doors you can&#8217;t get your &#8220;push button riches&#8221; program to work for yourself but sell it anyway&#8230; YEW might be a goo-roo&#8230;<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li><strong>If you claim to get 100% conversion from a sales letter that sold a total of one person&#8230; YEW might be a goo-roo&#8230;<\/strong><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li>If you sell a &#8220;how to get website traffic&#8221; course and get all your traffic via joint ventures&#8230; YEW might be a goo-roo&#8230;<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li><strong>If you sell an email course but hardly ever write any emails\u00a0yourself&#8230; YEW might be a goo-roo&#8230;<\/strong><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li>If you insist on everyone testing their ads but have never actually tested anything yourself&#8230; YEW might be a goo-roo&#8230;<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>And the list goes on.<\/p>\n<p>Maybe I&#8217;ll continue this list again some day.<\/p>\n<p>(There&#8217;s lots of goo-roo types out there).<\/p>\n<p>In the meantime&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>I you want to join my inner sanctum of email marketers who are tearing it up out there in the market place check out the &#8220;Email Players&#8221; newsletter at:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.EmailPlayers.com\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">www.EmailPlayers.com<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>And don&#8217;t worry.<\/p>\n<p>There&#8217;s nary a goo-roo in sight inside.<\/p>\n<p>Ben Settle<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I throw the word &#8220;goo-roo&#8221; around a lot. And sometimes people wonder if I&#8217;m referring to someone specifically or (and I find this especially amusing) if I&#8217;m referring to them! The answer is &#8220;no&#8221; in both cases. I speaketh of a &#8220;type.&#8221; But, just to be safe&#8230; Here are some clues you might be a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-5387","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-email-marketing"},"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5387","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5387"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5387\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5387"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5387"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5387"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}