{"id":5503,"date":"2012-03-08T06:00:45","date_gmt":"2012-03-08T14:00:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/?p=5503"},"modified":"2012-03-08T06:00:45","modified_gmt":"2012-03-08T14:00:45","slug":"headlines-thatll-get-you-abducted-by-aliens","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/headlines-thatll-get-you-abducted-by-aliens\/","title":{"rendered":"Headlines That&#8217;ll Get You Abducted By Aliens"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Holy shnikes I love the tabloid &#8220;SUN&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s just a BUFFET of bizarre and whacky stories, ideas and email &#8220;fodder&#8221; &#8212; especially for subject lines and themes.<\/p>\n<p>Here are some of the latest issues&#8217; headlines:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><strong>PIG-ZILLA!<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Redneck Kills 1200 lb Mutant Porker<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong> &#8220;Forbidden&#8221; Foods You SHOULD Eat!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Psychic Spies Are Watching You!<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong> &#8230; warn gov&#8217;t insiders<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>RFK Feared Acid Attack By Angry Mobsters<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Cops say murder plot was designed to make them think&#8230;THE CAT DID IT!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Airless Tires Never Go Flat!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>&#8220;Zombie Doctor&#8221; Became Master Of Mind Control<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Nightmare Demon Came Alive In Our Bedroom<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong> scientists believe strange being used wormhole to travel millions of miles<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Iran Bans Barbie Dolls!<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong> &#8220;more dangerous than an American missile&#8221;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Nearsighted Fisherman Finds Lost Glasses &#8212; Inside His Catch!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Tiny Prosecutor Stands Tall Against Crooks!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Doctor Explains How To Have A Face-Life\u00a0Without Plastic Surgery!<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>And the list goes on&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Gotta love Sun &#8212; it&#8217;s ALWAYS good for email ideas.<\/p>\n<p>And speaking of which:<\/p>\n<p>Don&#8217;t forget, I&#8217;m giving away a free email book.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s on Kindle.<\/p>\n<p>And it&#8217;s free for the next few days.<\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s the link:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong><a href=\"http:\/\/amzn.to\/AyHkzQ\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">http:\/\/amzn.to\/AyHkzQ<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Whoever leaves the most interesting review gets a free issue of &#8220;Email Players&#8221;. ($97 retail, babycakes)<\/p>\n<p>See you tomorrow&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Ben Settle<\/p>\n<p><strong>P.S.<\/strong> Hey!<\/p>\n<p>Didn&#8217;t I just poo-poo on PS&#8217;s yesterday?<\/p>\n<p>Well, this&#8230; fits.<\/p>\n<p>One thing I want to add is there are some countries who apparently can&#8217;t download Kindle books. However, if the above link doesn&#8217;t work, try this amazon UK link instead and see what happens:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong><a href=\"http:\/\/amzn.to\/Ak9rqp\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">http:\/\/amzn.to\/Ak9rqp<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Holy shnikes I love the tabloid &#8220;SUN&#8221;. It&#8217;s just a BUFFET of bizarre and whacky stories, ideas and email &#8220;fodder&#8221; &#8212; especially for subject lines and themes. Here are some of the latest issues&#8217; headlines: PIG-ZILLA! Redneck Kills 1200 lb Mutant Porker &#8220;Forbidden&#8221; Foods You SHOULD Eat! 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