I can already hear the outrage…<\/p>\n
“Why is Ben accusing me of watching porn???”<\/p>\n
(Or maybe for some, “How did he know???”)<\/p>\n
Either way, relax.<\/p>\n
I’m not talking about viewing THAT kind of porn.<\/p>\n
I’m talking about the other kind:<\/p>\n
Social media.<\/strong><\/p>\n Holy shnikes this whole social media marketing craze is one of the most irrational things I ever done saw.<\/p>\n It’s truly “marketing porn.”<\/p>\n Hey, let’s look at the facts:<\/p>\n Many people respond to it irrationally.<\/p>\n Look at it ALL day.<\/p>\n (Even at the expense of doing real work.)<\/p>\n And even scramble to buy products claiming to show you how to make money with social media in droves, without even understanding it’s a bottom tier marketing method at best.<\/p>\n It’s loco.<\/p>\n Now, don’t get me wrong here, babycakes.<\/p>\n I’m not saying social media doesn’t have its place.<\/p>\n Or that it’s not useful.<\/p>\n But, just like porn…<\/p>\n If you abuse it, it WILL rot your brain.<\/p>\n It WILL reduce your business to nothing.<\/p>\n And (if you’re a man) it WILL weaken your balls.<\/p>\n That’s why I prefer email.<\/p>\n When you want to make actual sales (and not just friends)… simply take 15 minutes away from your favorite social media site, write an email designed to sell, and push “send.”<\/p>\n That’s easy, right?<\/p>\n Wait a minute… what’s that?<\/p>\n You don’t know how<\/em> to write emails?<\/p>\n Don’t know where to begin?<\/p>\n Or what to say?<\/p>\n Worry ye not, true believer.<\/p>\n Daddy’s got your back:<\/p>\n