{"id":5686,"date":"2013-04-22T06:00:30","date_gmt":"2013-04-22T13:00:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/?p=5686"},"modified":"2013-04-22T06:00:30","modified_gmt":"2013-04-22T13:00:30","slug":"you-can-roll-a-turd-in-powdered-sugar-but","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/you-can-roll-a-turd-in-powdered-sugar-but\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;You Can Roll A Turd In Powdered Sugar, But That Don&#8217;t Make It A Jelly Donut&#8230;&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Let&#8217;s rap about testing.<\/p>\n<p>If you listen to various goo-roo orthodoxy, they&#8217;ll brag and pound their chests about how they just &#8220;test their way to success.&#8221; As if learning the solid fundamentals is beneath them and just throwing up A\/B split tests is the best thing you can do, yada yada yada.<\/p>\n<p>I won&#8217;t say this is totally without merit.<\/p>\n<p>After all, even a broken clock is right twice per day.<\/p>\n<p>But it&#8217;s a terrible foundation to build on.<\/p>\n<p>Why?<\/p>\n<p>Because if you don&#8217;t have the fundamentals down, then you&#8217;re just testing two turds against each other and seeing which one doesn&#8217;t stink as bad.<\/p>\n<p>In the end, all you get is a less stinky turd.<\/p>\n<p>And, as a wise person once said&#8230;<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><strong>&#8220;You can roll a turd in powdered sugar, but that won&#8217;t make it a jelly donut&#8221;<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>The point?<\/p>\n<p>By all means test!<\/p>\n<p>Test your sales letters.<\/p>\n<p>Your opt in pages.<\/p>\n<p>And your lead generation ads.<\/p>\n<p><strong>But don&#8217;t SPURN the fundamentals.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>When it comes to email, I can teach you the solid fundamentals in about 2-3 hours in the &#8220;Email Players Playbook&#8221; that comes free with your subscription to the &#8220;Email Players&#8221; newsletter.<\/p>\n<p>May is a good month to jump on board, too.<\/p>\n<p>Why?<\/p>\n<p>Lots of reasons.<\/p>\n<p>Including:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><strong>An in-depth analysis of Obama&#8217;s campaign email strategies (they raked in well over $600 million online, and the majority of that dough was with email)<\/strong><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li>How to profit from dead people (it&#8217;s not as morbid as it sounds)<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li><strong>How to make $$ from people opting OUT of your list<\/strong><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li>An email format that lets anyone make out like bandits (especially for people who are still terrified of pitching in emails)<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li><strong>Ann Coulter&#8217;s &#8220;easy email&#8221; writing secret<\/strong><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li>How to get a huge discount on Daniel Levis&#8217;s &#8220;Effortless Influence&#8221; product which I&#8217;ve used to help crank out some of my most profitable emails<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li><strong>And a ho&#8217; bunch more&#8230;<\/strong><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>This baby goes to the printer in 9 short days.<\/p>\n<p>Subscribe here while you can:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.EmailPlayers.com\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><strong>www.EmailPlayers.com<\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Ben Settle<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Let&#8217;s rap about testing. 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