{"id":5769,"date":"2012-05-10T06:00:00","date_gmt":"2012-05-10T13:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/?p=5769"},"modified":"2012-05-10T06:00:00","modified_gmt":"2012-05-10T13:00:00","slug":"silly-freelancer-client-work-is-for-kids","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/silly-freelancer-client-work-is-for-kids\/","title":{"rendered":"Silly Freelancer, Client Work Is For Kids"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Behold&#8230; a cautionary tale.<\/p>\n<p>And while on the surface it may seem to only apply to freelance copywriters, it really applies to ANYONE in ANY kind of service business:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><strong>Hey Ben,<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Enjoy your emails &#8211; and I especially enjoyed the one you wrote about how copywriting clients are always gumming up the works.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>I can see why you got out of taking clients&#8230; they&#8217;re all a bunch of know-it-all shitheads.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>FYI &#8211; I&#8217;m a working copywriter, working full-time for a stock-advisory service. I&#8217;m disenchanted with this outfit, mainly because they insist on making me do a gazillion revisions every damn time I write a promotion. By the time my promotions go out, they&#8217;ve been mish-mashed into a watered-down approximation of my original idea.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Yeah, my work makes $$, but it&#8217;s frustrating that they just don&#8217;t let me run with the ball, ya know? I&#8217;d bet my left nut that if they just let me do my thing, they&#8217;d make much more $$$ (and of course, so would I via royalties).<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>So out of frustration I&#8217;ve started picking up free-lance gigs, hoping these people would be easier to work with.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Fat chance. Alas, it&#8217;s obvious that they&#8217;re all the same, cut from the same tired corporate cloth.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>They all think they know everything because they&#8217;ve been in marketing for years&#8230; have worked for highly recognized companies, blah, blah blah.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>I&#8217;ve come too far in this biz to let these penny-ante jokers steal my spirit.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>So that&#8217;s where I&#8217;m headed &#8211; entrepreneursville. And it&#8217;s good that you&#8217;re telling your readers that&#8217;s what they need to do, too.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Anyway, I thought you&#8217;d get a kick out of my story. And good for you that you saw the light and now call the shots by working for yourself.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Keep up the good work.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Onward!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>D.F.<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>And there you have it, kids.<\/p>\n<p>(Another &#8220;red pill&#8221; story, eh?)<\/p>\n<p>Even if you enjoy client work, remember: (1) You&#8217;ll never get rich working for someone else and (2) You&#8217;ll never be free working for someone else. So at the very least, sell your own products on the side.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s easy, too.<\/p>\n<p>Start building a list.<\/p>\n<p>Mail it daily using my system.<\/p>\n<p>And enjoy the extra $$.<\/p>\n<p>To learn my system, go to:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.EmailPlayers.com\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">www.EmailPlayers.com<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Ben Settle<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Behold&#8230; a cautionary tale. 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