{"id":6013,"date":"2012-07-04T06:00:02","date_gmt":"2012-07-04T13:00:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/?p=6013"},"modified":"2012-07-04T06:00:02","modified_gmt":"2012-07-04T13:00:02","slug":"swiping-your-way-to-fail","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/swiping-your-way-to-fail\/","title":{"rendered":"Swiping Your Way To #FAIL"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>What?<\/p>\n<p>You can&#8217;t get enough Jim Yaghi?<\/p>\n<p>You want MORE Jim Yaghi?<\/p>\n<p>But you still have SPURNED my advice to get your bootykis on Jim Yaghi&#8217;s email list?<\/p>\n<p>Sigh.<\/p>\n<p>You sure are stubborn.<\/p>\n<p>So here&#8217;s yet another email Jim wrote (that I am reprinting with his permission) about another cool way to ramp up ye olde response. Something nary a goo-roo really understands, thus you don&#8217;t see them trying to teach it or pretend like they invented it.<\/p>\n<p>(Goo-roos are funny like that&#8230;)<\/p>\n<p>Ready?<\/p>\n<p>OK Jim, hit it&#8230;<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Why SWIPED Copy Fails<\/p>\n<p>Haha this is hilarious!<\/p>\n<p>Was doing, some err&#8230;&#8221;TV show swiping&#8221; online, when I saw two landing page pop-unders for two different BIG Gooroo clients of ours.<\/p>\n<p>Normally, I just shut those annoying windows before they even load, because they&#8217;re noisy and irritating. But since they belonged to my clients, I gave them a second look.<\/p>\n<p>The first, was an autoplaying video which brought me to tears.<\/p>\n<p>The second had a REALLY familiar headline pattern.<\/p>\n<p>Turns out, the headline itself was a near-exact swipe of one I developed for my Email Expert friend Ben Settle.<\/p>\n<p>Now, Ben is an incredible copywriter; one of the best and highest-paid in the industry. He wrote the sales letter for my PPC Domination course, which set an industry sales record in its launch week.<\/p>\n<p>But I&#8217;m the God of Traffic and landing pages are MY area of expertise.<\/p>\n<p>Several months ago, I shared with him a landing page technique that I discovered works EXTREMELY well on cold-traffic.<\/p>\n<p>Since he was launching his Email Players newsletter at the time, he asked my help to brainstorm a headline that uses my technique.<\/p>\n<p>We called it Time Continuum Landing Pages&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Because of the way it works.<\/p>\n<p>Essentially, the theory I based it on is to do with linguistic tense. My MSc and PhD topics were both on computational linguistics &#8211; knowledge from which I borrow heavily.<\/p>\n<p>The theory:<\/p>\n<p>Things that occurred in the past are EXPIRED and no longer valid. (i.e., false). And things that are to happen in the future, e.g., conditional statements, &#8220;you&#8217;re about to&#8221;-type statements, are unproven and hard to believe (also false).<\/p>\n<p>But things that are in the present, are currently happening and cannot be disputed (i.e., true!).<\/p>\n<p>There&#8217;s a lot more to it &#8211; and even Ben had difficulty doing it alone&#8230;but that is the gist of it.<\/p>\n<p>So the landing page copy we came up with was:<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Simple Email Tips Putting Money In Bank Accounts RIGHT NOW&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Top email specialist is divulging 24 proven ways to get people reading and buying EVERY TIME you send them email&#8230;Use the form below to open it now&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Although Ben and I both agree that split-testing is a waste of time, Ben tested this headline for MONTHS against everything he could think of, and it ALWAYS out-pulled his new headlines.<\/p>\n<p>ONLY for cold-traffic though. We had differing theories as to why, but in the end we agreed that Time Continuum is an amazing conversion strategy for cold traffic.<\/p>\n<p>Why I&#8217;m laughing now is that the Gooroo Client who swiped the headline pattern had NO CLUE as to why it was working so effectively.<\/p>\n<p>And although they probably increased conversions a little bit, they missed the theory that makes this technique effective.<\/p>\n<p>Their swipe-modified headline still had &#8220;promises of future&#8221; (false) and didactic instantaneity (i.e., the button said &#8220;get instant access&#8221; instead of making a person FEEL immediacy as we do with ours).<\/p>\n<p>This, I think, is a PERFECT example of what Gooroo Fanboys do to stay just Fanboys instead of business owners.<\/p>\n<p>They swipe and copy away without understanding the intricacies of why things work and when.<\/p>\n<p>Then they wonder why they don&#8217;t have the same results as the originator.<\/p>\n<p>Look, if you want to get high converting copy, you have to become so intimate with the field of marketing, that you are a PHILOSOPHER.<\/p>\n<p>In Academia, the highest degree of specialty you can get at university is called a Doctor of Philosophy (PhD)&#8230;and you can get it in ANY field: computer science, business, linguistics, psychology, medicine&#8230;anything.<\/p>\n<p>Because any TRUE expert must be a PHILOSOPHER in their field.<\/p>\n<p>And if you don&#8217;t have years to master copywriting, traffic, and all the other components of marketing&#8230;well you&#8217;re not going to have very good luck in online business.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>How&#8217;s that for a mind churner?<\/p>\n<p>See why I insist you get on his list?<\/p>\n<p>And, why I insist you do it TODAY (in the present)?<\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s where to go:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.jimyaghi.com\/start2\/dfyt-leads.php\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><strong>www.jimyaghi.com\/start2\/dfyt-leads.php<\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Ben Settle<\/p>\n<p><strong>P.S.<\/strong> Happy Independence Day to my American subscribers.<\/p>\n<p>Not that independence is a cherished concept in the US anymore (too many would rather suck on the government teet), but what the hay, might as well enjoy the fireworks&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What? 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