{"id":6594,"date":"2012-12-20T06:00:07","date_gmt":"2012-12-20T14:00:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/?p=6594"},"modified":"2012-12-20T06:00:07","modified_gmt":"2012-12-20T14:00:07","slug":"run-little-hamster-run-run-run","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/run-little-hamster-run-run-run\/","title":{"rendered":"Run Little Hamster&#8230;run! Run! RUN!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Whoa!<\/p>\n<p>Yesterday&#8217;s gun email touched a few nerves.<\/p>\n<p>The responses have varied from total agreement (from the smart ones, of course&#8230;).<\/p>\n<p>To rational disagreement (the ones open to being edu-ma-cated)<\/p>\n<p>To outright hamster spinning.<\/p>\n<p>Take this one, for example:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><strong>&#8220;No, the rationalization that&#8217;s crazy is the one that thinks that something that was written by some dudes in the 18th century applies to today without a look at current society. You don&#8217;t NEED your guns and really, no one is trying to take them away&#8230;so keep touting your loony-attracting rhetoric to your email marketing list. Maybe you&#8217;ll convince someone to buy a gun.&#8221;<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Run little hamster!<\/p>\n<p>run!<\/p>\n<p>Run!<\/p>\n<p>RUN!<\/p>\n<p>There&#8217;s nary a single fact in that reply.<\/p>\n<p>Just mindless hamster spinning complete with another lame citation of a cliched argument that makes no sense whatsoever.<\/p>\n<p>But don&#8217;t ye worry.<\/p>\n<p>She&#8217;ll come around to my way of thinking some day.<\/p>\n<p>I am, after all, always right&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Now, let&#8217;s talk about something else:<\/p>\n<p>I got a ton of unsubscribes from that email.<\/p>\n<p>(Shocking, eh?)<\/p>\n<p>And, it was completely by design.<\/p>\n<p>Unsubscribes are GOOD.<\/p>\n<p>In this case, I&#8217;ve been getting a lot of new names on my list lately from various ad drops, etc and whenever I do that I like to ramp up what I call &#8220;asshole emails&#8221; like yesterday&#8217;s.<\/p>\n<p>Sounds kinda mean, doesn&#8217;t it?<\/p>\n<p>Well, it&#8217;s not.<\/p>\n<p>In fact, it&#8217;s a NICE thing to do.<\/p>\n<p>You&#8217;re doing people a favor.<\/p>\n<p>And guess what?<\/p>\n<p>I explain why in the January &#8220;Email Players&#8221; issue.<\/p>\n<p>She goes to print soon.<\/p>\n<p>To subscribe in time, go to:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.EmailPlayers.com\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"><strong>www.EmailPlayers.com<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Ben Settle<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Whoa! Yesterday&#8217;s gun email touched a few nerves. The responses have varied from total agreement (from the smart ones, of course&#8230;). To rational disagreement (the ones open to being edu-ma-cated) To outright hamster spinning. Take this one, for example: &#8220;No, the rationalization that&#8217;s crazy is the one that thinks that something that was written by [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-6594","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-email-marketing"},"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6594","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6594"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6594\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6594"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6594"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6594"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}