{"id":6794,"date":"2013-02-07T06:00:31","date_gmt":"2013-02-07T14:00:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/?p=6794"},"modified":"2013-02-07T06:00:31","modified_gmt":"2013-02-07T14:00:31","slug":"tell-the-office-politicians-to-kiss-your-gluteus-assimus","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/tell-the-office-politicians-to-kiss-your-gluteus-assimus\/","title":{"rendered":"Tell The Office Politicians To Kiss Your Gluteus Assimus"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote><p><strong>&#8220;How in the hell could a person enjoy being awakened at 6:30 a.m. by an alarm clock, leap out of bed, dress, force-feed, shit, piss, brush teeth and hair, and fight traffic to get to a place where essentially you made lots of money for somebody else and were asked to be grateful for the opportunity to do so?&#8221;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>-Charles Bukowski<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>The above is from one of the great American writers.<\/p>\n<p>Six months ago I&#8217;d never heard of him.<\/p>\n<p>But my droog Robert Bruce (of copyblogger) said I HAD to read his stuff, saying my writing style and attitude was so similar to his. So I read one of his books (titled &#8220;Women&#8221;) and am now addicted.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, mayhaps I&#8217;ll write more about him later.<\/p>\n<p>But today, let&#8217;s talk about his quote.<\/p>\n<p>Reading it may &#8220;sting&#8221; a bit.<\/p>\n<p>But, it&#8217;s a great reality check.<\/p>\n<p>No, bid&#8217;niz ain&#8217;t ALL fun and games.<\/p>\n<p>Sometimes it&#8217;s extremely hard work.<\/p>\n<p>Not very pleasant.<\/p>\n<p>And, can be mentally and emotionally brutal.<\/p>\n<p>But compared to a 9-5 job being at the mercy of some jackanape boss promoted one (or two!) levels above his own complacency?<\/p>\n<p>Even a &#8220;bad&#8221; day is awesome.<\/p>\n<p>After all&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>You can be <strong>FIRED<\/strong> from a job.<\/p>\n<p>Not so from your business.<\/p>\n<p>You can go <strong>YEARS<\/strong> without a raise at a job.<\/p>\n<p>Not so from your business.<\/p>\n<p>And, you can piss away <strong>DECADES<\/strong> of your life (with naught to show for it except regret, lost opportunity, and wishing you&#8217;d had more time to do the things you wanted to do) at a job.<\/p>\n<p>Again, not so from your business.<\/p>\n<p>Does that depress you a bit?<\/p>\n<p>Good.<\/p>\n<p>You&#8217;re ready for a change, then.<\/p>\n<p>If you&#8217;re at a job and are tired of brawling with your &#8220;superiors&#8221; and their merry band of office politicians savaging your morale&#8230; start building a list (today!) and learn how to sell to it with email.<\/p>\n<p>The beauty of email is it&#8217;s fast.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s inexpensive.<\/p>\n<p>And, (believe it or not) it&#8217;s fun.<\/p>\n<p>The &#8220;Email Players&#8221; newsletter shows you my way of doing it, and the book that comes with your subscription includes a couple appendixes on how to build a list.<\/p>\n<p>Yes, the newsletter is &#8220;pricey.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>And yes, it requires effort.<\/p>\n<p>But it works.<\/p>\n<p>And, I believe it can work for you.<\/p>\n<p>Learn more at:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.EmailPlayers.com\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><strong>www.EmailPlayers.com<\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Ben Settle<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;How in the hell could a person enjoy being awakened at 6:30 a.m. by an alarm clock, leap out of bed, dress, force-feed, shit, piss, brush teeth and hair, and fight traffic to get to a place where essentially you made lots of money for somebody else and were asked to be grateful for the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6794","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","category-email-marketing"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t<!-- All in One SEO 4.9.9 - 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