{"id":6921,"date":"2013-03-07T06:00:23","date_gmt":"2013-03-07T14:00:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/?p=6921"},"modified":"2013-03-07T06:00:23","modified_gmt":"2013-03-07T14:00:23","slug":"anatomy-of-an-amazon-review-troll","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/anatomy-of-an-amazon-review-troll\/","title":{"rendered":"Anatomy Of An Amazon Review Troll"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve been involved with Kindle for a while, now.<\/p>\n<p>Not only my own books, but as a partner in another business, where sometimes hundreds of books per day are sold &#8212; gathering dozens of both good and bad reviews.<\/p>\n<p>And after a while, you see a pattern.<\/p>\n<p>Especially with the 1-star reviews.<\/p>\n<p>And that is very few are genuine.<\/p>\n<p>Most are just from comment trolls with an agenda.<\/p>\n<p>Take for example this blue flame special who left a 1-star review for my &#8220;How To Write, Produce And Profit From Print Newsletters&#8221; book:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><strong>I can&#8217;t believe that someone Gary Bencivenga endorses would slap this crap together like this. It doesn&#8217;t even do well construed as only &#8220;theory&#8221;. C&#8217;mon man.<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Amusing stuff.<\/p>\n<p>And, predictable, too.<\/p>\n<p>These types of whiney reviews are popping up more and more.<\/p>\n<p>And in 9 out of 10 cases they are from some loser who is jealous, a competitor or someone who simply has too much time on their hands, so they prance around Kindle leaving 1-star reviews on products from people they don&#8217;t like.<\/p>\n<p>How do you tell if they&#8217;re genuine or the ravings of a loser?<\/p>\n<p>Well, here are a few signs:<\/p>\n<p><strong>1. Emotional<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>A real review (whether 1-star or 5-star or anything in between) is &#8220;just the facts&#8221; like a weather report &#8212; where it&#8217;s either raining or sunny, and here&#8217;s what to expect etc.<\/p>\n<p>Not a commentary on how crappy the weather is.<\/p>\n<p>Or, how they feeeeel about it.<\/p>\n<p>Yet, that&#8217;s what the little comment troll above did.<\/p>\n<p>No specifics.<\/p>\n<p>Just empty complaining with no real point.<\/p>\n<p>Which brings us to&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><strong>2. Axe to grind<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>You can tell the one above is from someone with an axe to grind. Maybe he&#8217;s a goo-roo fanboy I&#8217;ve offended (good!) Or maybe he&#8217;s a competitor. Or, maybe he&#8217;s just angry at the world.<\/p>\n<p>Who knows?<\/p>\n<p>One thing is for sure:<\/p>\n<p>He sounds like he&#8217;s got an axe to grind.<\/p>\n<p>It sounds personal for the little troll, not business.<\/p>\n<p>Thus, it hurts his review&#8217;s credibility.<\/p>\n<p><strong>3. False Info<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Another red flag is dropping misleading information. For example, when did Gary Bencivenga ever &#8220;endorse&#8221; me?<\/p>\n<p>Answer:<\/p>\n<p>Never.<\/p>\n<p>But (presumably) the troll thinks saying so helps his case.<\/p>\n<p>Of course, it doesn&#8217;t.<\/p>\n<p>Just makes his review misleading&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><strong>4. Spiteful<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Calling something &#8220;crap&#8221; without any specifics whatsoever is like when someone knows they&#8217;ve lost a debate (cuz they have no facts), so they pathetically resort to profanity or name calling.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;d venture to guess 90% of 1-star reviews do this.<\/p>\n<p>At least, the ones I&#8217;ve seen&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><strong>5. No Facts<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>The little troll says it&#8217;s not even good &#8220;theory.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Which is interesting for two reasons:<\/p>\n<p>First, he&#8217;s not a verified purchaser.<\/p>\n<p>(As of this writing, at least.)<\/p>\n<p>So probably he didn&#8217;t even read it.<\/p>\n<p>(i.e. just has an axe to grind)<\/p>\n<p>And secondly, there isn&#8217;t any actual &#8220;theory&#8221; in the book.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s the exact formula I used to launch, sell and publish 2 successful print newsletters as witnessed by hundreds of collective paying subscribers over the past 3+ years. He likely knows this (and if not, then he should do at least a modicum of homework before spouting nonsense in reviews). But since he has no facts to back up his complaints, he thinks lobbing insults will help his case.<\/p>\n<p>Which, of course, it doesn&#8217;t.<\/p>\n<p>Especially when weighed against the other reviews.<\/p>\n<p>(Which are positive reviews.)<\/p>\n<p>So there you have it.<\/p>\n<p>The anatomy of an Amazon comment troll.<\/p>\n<p>You&#8217;ll get these eventually if you sell on Kindle.<\/p>\n<p>Might as well expect it&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Okay, one last thing:<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m obviously a big fan of print newsletters.<\/p>\n<p>And, wish there were more (good ones) out there.<\/p>\n<p>So if you&#8217;d like to check this book out, go to:<\/p>\n<p>If you&#8217;re in the US:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.bensettle.com\/print-newsletter\/us\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><strong>www.bensettle.com\/print-newsletter\/us<\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n<p>If you&#8217;re in the UK:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.bensettle.com\/print-newsletter\/uk\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><strong>www.bensettle.com\/print-newsletter\/uk<\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Of course, I&#8217;d appreciate it if you left a review.<\/p>\n<p>Yes, even if it&#8217;s a 1-star review.<\/p>\n<p>All I ask is it&#8217;s a *legitimate* review.<\/p>\n<p>Not a troll review like the one above&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Ben Settle<\/p>\n<p><strong>P.S.<\/strong> I&#8217;m experimenting with a way to turn 1-star reviews from comment trolls into sales. If it works (and I won&#8217;t know if it will or not for a while) I&#8217;ll not only not care if trolls leave reviews, I&#8217;ll profit from them.<\/p>\n<p>If it does work, I&#8217;ll teach it to my &#8220;Email Players&#8221; subscribers.<\/p>\n<p>Fun times ahead&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve been involved with Kindle for a while, now. Not only my own books, but as a partner in another business, where sometimes hundreds of books per day are sold &#8212; gathering dozens of both good and bad reviews. And after a while, you see a pattern. Especially with the 1-star reviews. 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