{"id":7482,"date":"2013-08-15T06:00:36","date_gmt":"2013-08-15T13:00:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/?p=7482"},"modified":"2013-08-15T06:00:36","modified_gmt":"2013-08-15T13:00:36","slug":"why-copywriters-are-like-flies-on-the-same-turd","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/why-copywriters-are-like-flies-on-the-same-turd\/","title":{"rendered":"Why Copywriters Are Like Flies On The Same Turd"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote><p><strong>&#8220;The worst thing for a writer is to know another writer, and worse than that, to know a number of other writers. Like flies on the same turd.&#8221;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: right;\"><strong>&#8211; Henry Chinaski<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong> &#8220;Women&#8221;<\/strong><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>I&#8217;ve talked about the book &#8220;Women&#8221; before.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s from the late (great) writer Charles Bukowski, about a 50+ year old alcoholic writer who gets famous and is suddenly getting contacted by an endless parade of hot, sexy women wanting to, uhm, meet him.<\/p>\n<p>Very entertaining read.<\/p>\n<p>And, useful, too.<\/p>\n<p>Take the quote above, for example.<\/p>\n<p>(About writers being &#8220;like flies on the same turd.&#8221;)<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s 100% true.<\/p>\n<p>Especially for copywriters.<\/p>\n<p>You can make 10x&#8217;s more sales by spending 15 <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">minutes<\/span> a day lurking in a forum filled with people in your market&#8230; than you can spending 15 <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">hours<\/span> a day participating and trawling for advice in a forum full of copywriters.<\/p>\n<p>More:<\/p>\n<p>Many copywriters are comfy with lying in ads, too.<\/p>\n<p>Not maliciously, necessarily.<\/p>\n<p>But <em>subtly<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>For example:<\/p>\n<p>I recently attempted to edu-ma-cate some copywriters in a LinkedIn group on why the famous John Caples &#8220;They Laughed When I Sat Down At The Piano But When I Stared To Play!&#8211;&#8221; ad is blatantly unethical.<\/p>\n<p>Yes, stories are fine.<\/p>\n<p>And, you should use &#8217;em.<\/p>\n<p>But that ad is a phony testimonial.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s no different than if I changed my &#8220;Email Players&#8221; sales letter to a story about a dude (I made up out of thin air), saying my newsletter made him $100k in his first year.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;d be a lie.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;d be illegal.<\/p>\n<p>And, it&#8217;d also be unnecessary.<\/p>\n<p>So watch out for some of them copywriters.<\/p>\n<p>The rationalization hamster is STRONG with them.<\/p>\n<p>A little half truth here&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>A little lie there&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Pretty soon, you&#8217;re making real enemies&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>To learn how to write emails people \u00a0love to read and buy from, put away the dorky goo-roo tricks and check out the &#8220;Email Players&#8221; newsletter.<\/p>\n<p>Next issue:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>A secret way to use social media to build your email list<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li>Clever (and very sneaky) ways to profit from your competition by brutally mocking them<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li>A Mensa genius&#8217;s &#8220;big secret&#8221; behind the world&#8217;s most profitable emails<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li>An ingenious email strategy (used in Stephen King&#8217;s highest selling books) that can make your emails more profitable the first time you use it<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li>The startling reason why you should avoid most auto-responder company email advice (Hint: Their agenda is NOT the same as yours)<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li>And a ho&#8217; bunch mo&#8217;<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Subscribe here:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.EmailPlayers.com\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><strong>www.EmailPlayers.com<\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Ben Settle<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;The worst thing for a writer is to know another writer, and worse than that, to know a number of other writers. Like flies on the same turd.&#8221; &#8211; Henry Chinaski &#8220;Women&#8221; I&#8217;ve talked about the book &#8220;Women&#8221; before. 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