Behold…<\/p>\n
Following is chapter 1 of my new book:<\/p>\n
“The Book Of Benverbs”<\/strong><\/p>\n In the land of dumb asses the smart ass is king<\/strong><\/p>\n Wisdom doesn’t come cheap<\/strong><\/p>\n Everyone wants honesty until you tell them the truth<\/strong><\/p>\n There are no dumb answers, only dumb questions<\/strong><\/p>\n The only people who don’t have a right to complain are the people who voted for the winning candidate<\/strong><\/p>\n My opinion may change, but the fact I’m always right never changes<\/strong><\/p>\n God gave you 2 ears and 1 mouth so you can listen to me talk more with minimal interruptions<\/strong><\/p>\n It’s perfectly okay if you disagree with me, it’s not against the law for you to be wrong<\/strong><\/p>\n I’m incapable of ever being wrong, ergo I’m always right<\/strong><\/p>\n Write drunk, edit sober<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n This is a book in progress.<\/p>\n More to be added soon.<\/p>\n In the meantime… stretch forth your hand and apply this (anti?)wisdom, and you shall have peace and prosperity all the rest of your days.<\/p>\n I guarantee it.<\/p>\n Or your money back…<\/p>\n Ben Settle<\/p>\n P.S.<\/strong> You still have a little bit of time (the afternoon, I reckon) get the October “Email Players” issue — which includes info about email retargeting and the One Email Format to rule them all I’ve used for years (and is the “most ripped off” kind of email I write).<\/p>\n Here’s the link:<\/p>\n