{"id":8336,"date":"2014-04-01T07:00:06","date_gmt":"2014-04-01T14:00:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/?p=8336"},"modified":"2014-04-01T07:00:06","modified_gmt":"2014-04-01T14:00:06","slug":"dont-read-this-if-youre-just-gonna-whine-about-being-pitched","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/dont-read-this-if-youre-just-gonna-whine-about-being-pitched\/","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;m Gonna Pitch The Living You-Know-What Outta You"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Since I&#8217;m a tad behind, I&#8217;m pushing the April &#8220;Email Players&#8221; issue deadline to tonight.<\/p>\n<p>(Instead of last night).<\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s what&#8217;s inside:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><strong>How to &#8220;jimmie&#8221; your emails to make even your most outrageous claims believable<\/strong><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li>A secret kind of email I do all that time that nobody has ever been able to &#8220;reverse engineer&#8221; (only me and one other person I am aware of does this regularly, and it has made me tons of sales in all kinds of markets selling all kinds of different products)<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li><strong>Email secrets of an obese, &#8220;misogynist&#8221; comedian who women loved, adored and lusted after<\/strong><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li>How to &#8220;arrange it&#8221; so your woman never even thinks to leave your relationship (applies to keeping clients, too)<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li><strong>How a &#8220;celebrity&#8221; copywriter writes subject lines almost guaranteed to get opened (if I HAD to get an email opened or I&#8217;d be beheaded, I&#8217;d do this fo&#8217; sho&#8217;)<\/strong><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li>What clients (for any service) REALLY want (and no, it ain&#8217;t doing a &#8220;good job&#8221; on their project &#8212; knowing this can help even a noob get ahead in the freelance game faster)<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li><strong>An email &#8220;template&#8221; that lets you outsell your competitors with better marketing and name recognition than you (use this &#8220;template&#8221; and watch what happens!)<\/strong><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li>How to write emails that ooooooze credibility<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li><strong>How to write blatant sales pitch emails people love reading and buying from (doing this gets you instantly past the &#8220;gate keeper&#8221; in even the most hardcore skeptic&#8217;s brain)<\/strong><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li>How to turn ordinary surveys into an endless stream of profitable emails (when I did client work, I used this trick to bang out dozens of profitable emails doing hardly any &#8220;writing&#8221; at all)<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li>And lots mo&#8217;<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Alright my droogie, this is it.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m sending the list in tonight, get your lovin&#8217; here:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.EmailPlayers.com\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><strong>www.EmailPlayers.com<\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Ben Settle<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Since I&#8217;m a tad behind, I&#8217;m pushing the April &#8220;Email Players&#8221; issue deadline to tonight. (Instead of last night). Here&#8217;s what&#8217;s inside: How to &#8220;jimmie&#8221; your emails to make even your most outrageous claims believable A secret kind of email I do all that time that nobody has ever been able to &#8220;reverse engineer&#8221; (only [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-8336","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-email-marketing"},"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8336","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8336"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8336\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8336"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8336"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8336"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}