{"id":8360,"date":"2014-03-30T07:00:41","date_gmt":"2014-03-30T14:00:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/?p=8360"},"modified":"2014-03-30T07:00:41","modified_gmt":"2014-03-30T14:00:41","slug":"an-open-letter-to-trolls-how-to-write-a-1-star-review-people-actually-take-seriously","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/an-open-letter-to-trolls-how-to-write-a-1-star-review-people-actually-take-seriously\/","title":{"rendered":"An Open Letter To Trolls: How To Write A 1-Star Review People Actually Take Seriously"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The magic #10th &#8220;Ben Settle Show&#8221; episode is aaawwn.<\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s what&#8217;s inside:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><strong>Why my deranged &#8220;Zombie Cop&#8221; novel will sell more copies of my &#8220;Christian Business Secrets&#8221; book<\/strong><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li>A writing trick I use to boost my creativity, have more physical energy, be in better shape and write for longer periods of time without fatigue<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li><strong>How to &#8220;root out&#8221; all the weird stuff in your subconscious (which often translates to making more sales from your emails and ads)<\/strong><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li>A reliable &#8220;acid test&#8221; that tells you whether you should cut something out when editing any kind of writing you do<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li><strong>The Dean Koontz secret to fast pressure-free writing<\/strong><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li>The most important part of your novel for making the maximum amount of sales<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li><strong>How to pre-launch fiction (using a secret the world&#8217;s greatest living copywriter discovered when he was young, about to lose his job, and HAD to write an ad that worked or he&#8217;d be canned. And, yes, this works for non-fiction, too&#8230;)<\/strong><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li>A secret &#8220;power editing&#8221; secret for having the tightest, easiest-to-read writing (works with fiction and non-fiction)<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li><strong>The one time entertaining emails won&#8217;t work<\/strong><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li>A small tweak that can turn even boring &#8220;plain vanilla&#8221; emails into fascinating and persuasive emails that nab lots of sales<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li><strong>And, finally&#8230;<\/strong><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>How to write a 1-star review.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Yes, my little droogie, I am going to show you how to write a 1-star review (for amazon, itunes, etc) &#8212; whether it&#8217;s to pan something I create or someone else. Most 1-star reviews sound either like trolls or just blatantly dishonest. 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Here&#8217;s what&#8217;s inside: Why my deranged &#8220;Zombie Cop&#8221; novel will sell more copies of my &#8220;Christian Business Secrets&#8221; book A writing trick I use to boost my creativity, have more physical energy, be in better shape and write for longer periods of time without fatigue How [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[8,9,14],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-8360","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-copywriting-and-sales-letters","7":"category-email-marketing","8":"category-sales-marketing"},"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8360","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8360"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8360\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8360"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8360"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8360"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}