{"id":8410,"date":"2014-04-12T07:00:06","date_gmt":"2014-04-12T14:00:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/?p=8410"},"modified":"2014-04-12T07:00:06","modified_gmt":"2014-04-12T14:00:06","slug":"59-ways-how-ill-make-you-as-happy-as-a-politician-in-a-brothel","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/59-ways-how-ill-make-you-as-happy-as-a-politician-in-a-brothel\/","title":{"rendered":"59 Ways How I&#8217;ll Make You As Happy As A Politician In A Brothel"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Heads up:<\/p>\n<p>Tomorrow&#8217;s &#8220;Ben Settle Show&#8221; podcast is gonna show you how to do\u00a0your own podcast &#8212; including if you even *should* do one (Hint:\u00a0Most people shouldn&#8217;t) and the details on how it all works,\u00a0straight from the beady, rat-like mind of my producer Jonathan\u00a0Rivera.<\/p>\n<p>So watch for my signal tomorrow when it&#8217;s up.<\/p>\n<p>In the meantime&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Here are 59 happy tips we&#8217;ve shared on the show thus far:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><strong>How to repulse people into buying from you.<\/strong><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li>Why being an ugly chick is like playing the dating game on hard mode (and some secret ways they can use to steal the highest value men from hotter women).<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li><strong>The biggest difference between copywriting and creative writing.<\/strong><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li>How chicks &#8220;trick&#8221; guys into pining for them (and how guys can &#8220;flip the script&#8221; and use their sneaky wiles against them &#8212; works for getting clients, too).<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li><strong>Why mush cookie marketers piss off their lists.<\/strong><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li>Why you shouldn&#8217;t put customers on a pedestal.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li><strong>The &#8220;gray hulk&#8221; secret to attracting a loyal and passionate customer base (works for emails, podcasts, videos and any other media you sell with).<\/strong><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li>Why I&#8217;m such a jerk about doing joint ventures.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li><strong>How to generate thousands of dollars for a charity or cause using email (while growing your list and sales at the same time).<\/strong><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li>Why you have a better chance of being healed by a medicine man shaman rattling a staff at the moon in the middle of the desert than the American medical system.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li><strong>The &#8220;counterintuitive&#8221; thing to say to clients to get higher fees.<\/strong><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li>The &#8220;Heisenberg&#8221; secret to commanding respect from clients.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li><strong>Why only a fool would not have a firearm near their bed (hint: Dan Gallapoo and his wife recently woke up to an intruder standing over their bed&#8230; if he hadn&#8217;t had a shot gun nearby&#8230;)<\/strong><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li>How to protect yourself from losing your merchant account.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li><strong>A world-class sales trainer&#8217;s secret for winning negotiations.<\/strong><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li>How many people have tried to kill Dan Gallapoo (as he says, &#8220;it&#8217;s not paranoia, it&#8217;s preparation&#8221;).<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li><strong>A &#8220;magic email message&#8221; that gets 9 out of 10 women to respond from online dating sites.<\/strong><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li>The single best way ever invented to put a rude woman in her place on a date. 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(You can forget all the silly little branding tips you&#8217;re hearing online &#8212; doing this costs you hardly anything, requires no outsourcing or complicated testing, and will do more for your &#8220;brand&#8221; than all the fancy tips and tricks taught online combined).<\/strong><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li>How to sell in a way people LIKE to buy from. (People not only don&#8217;t resent you for pitching your products, they practically thank you for it, and are eager to come back for more.)<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li><strong>Why I don&#8217;t encourage people to buy &#8220;Email Players&#8221; before they&#8217;ve opted into my list.<\/strong><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li>How to use Star Wars&#8217; marketing funnel to &#8220;pre sell&#8221; products you haven&#8217;t even created yet. 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