{"id":8561,"date":"2014-05-20T05:00:40","date_gmt":"2014-05-20T12:00:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/?p=8561"},"modified":"2014-05-20T05:00:40","modified_gmt":"2014-05-20T12:00:40","slug":"email-players-on-the-boob-tube","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/email-players-on-the-boob-tube\/","title":{"rendered":"Email Players On The Boob Tube"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Roll up, roll up&#8230; got some timely newz:<\/p>\n<p>British &#8220;Email Players&#8221; subscriber Laura Leigh Clarke is\u00a0interviewing me via video chat (i.e. Internet TV) today for her\u00a0&#8220;Take Off The Breaks&#8221; achiever summit.<\/p>\n<p>A few &#8220;tidbits&#8221; we&#8217;ll rap about include:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><strong>A secret video on NetFlix that reveals nearly everything you need\u00a0to know about writing emails people love to read, click and buy\u00a0from within the first 10 minutes of the program.<\/strong><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li>The single best place to get a free critique of your ads, sales\u00a0letters, videos, sales letters, etc (these critiques are 100% free,\u00a0and blow away any critique you can pay a copywriter or consultant\u00a0for.)<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li><strong>Jesus Christ&#8217;s secret to finding the best, most likely-to-buy\u00a0prospects. (Don&#8217;t worry&#8230; this also works for atheists, pagans,\u00a0infidels, heathen and, yes, even the drama queens who freak out\u00a0when they&#8217;re wished a merry Christmas at Walmart. It&#8217;s probably the\u00a0single best way to sell ever invented, and works for nearly any\u00a0kind of product or service.)<\/strong><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li>The difference between writing non-fiction and fiction.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li><strong>The funniest vampire story ever written? (Nothing to do with\u00a0emails, business or marketing, but if you dig vampire movies &amp;\u00a0stories, this could be right up your alley&#8230;)<\/strong><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li>A little-talked about way to arrange your notes to make\u00a0podcasting more fun, more interesting and more profitable.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li><strong>How to use your unique personality type to get 93% more work done\u00a0in 93% less time.<\/strong><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li>Why extroverts are inferior to introverts (Yes, it&#8217;s true &#8212; if\u00a0you&#8217;re an extrovert you might as well just accept it, lad.)<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li><strong>Why I hardly ever go to church.<\/strong><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li>The absolute worst kind of clients to work for. (I learned this\u00a0from master copywriter and best selling author Bob Bly. And when I\u00a0did client work, it made my work 10x&#8217;s more fun and profitable than\u00a0otherwise. If you do client work, ignore his advice at your\u00a0peril&#8230;)<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li><strong>David Ogilvy&#8217;s best-kept secret for putting &#8220;control freak&#8221;\u00a0clients in their place.<\/strong><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li>The worst thing you can do with email marketing. (If you&#8217;re doing\u00a0this &#8212; and most Internet marketers do it every day &#8212; stop. Just\u00a0stop&#8230;)<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li><strong>How to take all the pressure off when writing emails.<\/strong><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li>2 reasons why having a small email list can be more profitable\u00a0and better than a huge email list.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li><strong>How to profit from thy haters.<\/strong><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li>How to write a 1-star review (for Amazon, iTunes, etc &#8212; this is\u00a0especially important for trolls who want to get taken seriously and\u00a0not sound like idiots.)<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li><strong>How to profit from troll reviews. (Since doing this, I look\u00a0forward to review trolls leaving inane, pointless reviews on my\u00a0Amazon books.)<\/strong><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li>How to beat fraudulent refunders at their own game.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li><strong>And lotza more fun for the whole family&#8230;<\/strong><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>So here&#8217;s the deal:<\/p>\n<p>This &#8220;show&#8221; is free to watch.<\/p>\n<p>And, you can register to see it at high noon Pacific time (3:00 pm<br \/>\nEastern, 8:00 pm UK time) right here:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.takeoffthebrakes.net\/ben\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><strong>www.takeoffthebrakes.net\/ben<\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Tomorrow:<\/p>\n<p>More deviltry coming your way&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Ben Settle<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Roll up, roll up&#8230; got some timely newz: British &#8220;Email Players&#8221; subscriber Laura Leigh Clarke is\u00a0interviewing me via video chat (i.e. Internet TV) today for her\u00a0&#8220;Take Off The Breaks&#8221; achiever summit. 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