{"id":8658,"date":"2014-06-13T06:30:41","date_gmt":"2014-06-13T13:30:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/?p=8658"},"modified":"2014-06-13T06:30:41","modified_gmt":"2014-06-13T13:30:41","slug":"uncovering-your-goo-roos-nakedness","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/uncovering-your-goo-roos-nakedness\/","title":{"rendered":"Uncovering Your Goo-roo&#8217;s Nakedness"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Let&#8217;s rap about the Bible.<\/p>\n<p>I diggeth the stories, lessons and history inside.<\/p>\n<p>And, I loooove on Jesus&#8217; iconoclastic style.<\/p>\n<p>(Cue up the lone mindless whiner on my list living in his mom&#8217;s\u00a0basement, keyboard keys orange from eating Cheetos all day, now\u00a0idiotically thinking I&#8217;m pushing religion down his throat&#8230;)<\/p>\n<p>But also, from an email point of view, I like the language.<\/p>\n<p>Like the figures of speech.<\/p>\n<p>The authoritative phrasing.<\/p>\n<p>And, the endlessly swipeable analogies.<\/p>\n<p>Like the term:<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;uncovering your father&#8217;s nakedness&#8221; &#8212; which means having sex with\u00a0your father&#8217;s wife (i.e. your mom, step mom, etc).<\/p>\n<p>This happens all the time online.<\/p>\n<p>No, obviously not in a sleeping with fathers&#8217; wives kinda way.<\/p>\n<p>Talking about the incestuous aspect of online marketing.<\/p>\n<p>Dan Kennedy describes it like this:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><strong>You go to conventions, meetings, and conferences organized by, put\u00a0on for, put on by, and attended by people in your same business. If\u00a0you go to a strange town, you look in the yellow pages in your\u00a0section to see whatever body else in your business is doing. You\u00a0read books by people in your business. We have a technical term for\u00a0this. It\u2019s called &#8216;marketing incest&#8217;, because it works just like\u00a0real incest in a short of time everybody seems to get dumber and\u00a0dumber and dumber until the whole thing just grinds to a creaking\u00a0halt.<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>I remember this in the self defense niche.<\/p>\n<p>I once wrote a ton of ads for the then leader in the market.<\/p>\n<p>And, at the time, there were certain companies that *seemed* to be\u00a0doing extremely well on the surface.<\/p>\n<p>(But, in reality, they weren&#8217;t.)<\/p>\n<p>As a result, all our competition was copying them.<\/p>\n<p>Swiping their ads.<\/p>\n<p>Using their USP&#8217;s and appeals and language and vernacular.<\/p>\n<p>Even stealing copy from each other.<\/p>\n<p>What did we do?<\/p>\n<p>We didn&#8217;t care what they were doing.<\/p>\n<p>Didn&#8217;t care what their ads said.<\/p>\n<p>Didn&#8217;t even care to be on their lists.<\/p>\n<p>What we did was do an intense study not just of the market&#8230; but\u00a0of my client&#8217;s buyers list &#8212; the people actually buying his\u00a0products. Turns out they were nothing like the guys buying from\u00a0Blackbelt Magazine ads, etc.<\/p>\n<p>Our market was almost the opposite.<\/p>\n<p>With different desires.<\/p>\n<p>Different fears.<\/p>\n<p>And, different motivations.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, the point?<\/p>\n<p>Beware copying what your competition is doing.<\/p>\n<p>Or what your favorite goo-roo is doing.<\/p>\n<p>Or, really, what anyone is doing.<\/p>\n<p>Go ahead and learn what you can from them.<\/p>\n<p>But, don&#8217;t go blindly and mindlessly copying them.<\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Don&#8217;t uncover their nakedness, babycakes<\/span>.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Or, like Ham who uncovered his father Noah&#8217;s nakedness&#8230; you&#8217;ll\u00a0just end up with a nasty curse.<\/p>\n<p>(On your marketing).<\/p>\n<p>Awright, on to bid&#8217;niz:<\/p>\n<p>The July &#8220;Email Players&#8221; issue goes to print in 2 weeks.<\/p>\n<p>If you want in in time go ye here:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.EmailPlayers.com\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><strong>www.EmailPlayers.com<\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Ben Settle<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Let&#8217;s rap about the Bible. I diggeth the stories, lessons and history inside. And, I loooove on Jesus&#8217; iconoclastic style. (Cue up the lone mindless whiner on my list living in his mom&#8217;s\u00a0basement, keyboard keys orange from eating Cheetos all day, now\u00a0idiotically thinking I&#8217;m pushing religion down his throat&#8230;) But also, from an email point [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[9,14],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-8658","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-email-marketing","7":"category-sales-marketing"},"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8658","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8658"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8658\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8658"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8658"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8658"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}