{"id":87,"date":"2007-10-28T00:58:22","date_gmt":"2007-10-28T00:58:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/i-have-fleas\/"},"modified":"2007-10-28T00:58:22","modified_gmt":"2007-10-28T00:58:22","slug":"i-have-fleas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/i-have-fleas\/","title":{"rendered":"I Have Fleas"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><center><strong>NOTE:  The following has nothing to do with copywriting, marketing or business.  We&#8217;ll get back to that stuff next time.<\/strong><\/center><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/www.nodogbones.com\/images\/zoe.jpg\" style=\"width: 149px; height: 269px;\" align=\"right\" hspace=\"10\" vspace=\"10\">Last week we got a new dog (&#8220;Zoe&#8221;, the dog at the right) from the local dog shelter.<\/p>\n<p>Zoe came &#8220;built in&#8221; with lots of good stuff.<\/p>\n<p>Like, for example, she was already house trained (er, mostly&#8230;), responds to basic commands, and is just full of life.<\/p>\n<p>But there&#8217;s one thing Zoe came with that&#8217;s not so good.<\/p>\n<p>Fleas.<\/p>\n<p>These little bastards are <em>everywhere<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>Even so, Zoe has me in a &#8220;giving&#8221; mood right now.<\/p>\n<p>And so, if you own a dog, ever plan on owning a dog, or know someone who owns a dog&#8230; then I have a special gift for you.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s a free chapter from my book, <strong><a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.nodogbones.com\" rel=\"noopener\">Why You Should Never Give Your Dog A Bone<\/a><\/strong>.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s a very important chapter, too.<\/p>\n<p>Why?<\/p>\n<p>Well, not because there are any dramatic secrets in it or anything.<\/p>\n<p>But it will show you an extremely simple way to stop many common dog health problems dead in their tracks &#8212; <em>before<\/em> they get serious&#8230; and <em>before<\/em> they snowball into anything life threatening.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, you can read this free dog tip at:<\/p>\n<p><center><strong><a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.nodogbones.com\/Bonus-Tip.html\" rel=\"noopener\">www.nodogbones.com\/Bonus-Tip.html<\/a><\/strong><\/center><\/p>\n<p>There&#8217;s no squeeze page or anything.<\/p>\n<p>Although there is a link at the bottom of the page for anyone who wants to read more about the book (what kind of marketer would I be without including that?)<\/p>\n<p>This is more a &#8220;public service&#8221; that can potentially save your dog from a great deal of misery and suffering &#8212; and hopefully grant him a few extra &#8220;pain free&#8221; years with you and your family.<\/p>\n<p>I hope you enjoy it.<\/p>\n<p>Next time&#8230; back to copywriting, marketing and business!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>NOTE: The following has nothing to do with copywriting, marketing or business. We&#8217;ll get back to that stuff next time. Last week we got a new dog (&#8220;Zoe&#8221;, the dog at the right) from the local dog shelter. Zoe came &#8220;built in&#8221; with lots of good stuff. Like, for example, she was already house trained [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-87","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","category-copywriting-and-sales-letters"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/87","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=87"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/87\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=87"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=87"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=87"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}