{"id":8946,"date":"2014-09-09T06:30:28","date_gmt":"2014-09-09T13:30:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/?p=8946"},"modified":"2014-09-09T06:30:28","modified_gmt":"2014-09-09T13:30:28","slug":"sending-customers-snakes-as-gifts","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/sending-customers-snakes-as-gifts\/","title":{"rendered":"Sending Customers Snakes As Gifts"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Let me tell you about Shamus, my neighbor&#8217;s cat.<\/p>\n<p>When I first moved to the Burgle last year, I was on the phone one\u00a0day in the kitchen and noticed a small snake slinking in under the\u00a0door. I&#8217;ve seen stranger things and just kinda shrugged my\u00a0shoulders, kicked it out, and went on about m bid&#8217;niz.<\/p>\n<p>Next day&#8230; same thing.<\/p>\n<p>Except this time it was a salamander.<\/p>\n<p>Wtf?<\/p>\n<p>Again, I shoe it out.<\/p>\n<p>But, this time, I see Shamus nearby with a grin saying:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><strong>&#8220;See what I did for you?! I gave you a couple gifts!\u00a0Feed me!!&#8221;<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>I&#8217;ll never know for sure.<\/p>\n<p>But, I suspect dropping that snake and salamander on my stoop was\u00a0Shamus&#8217;s way of getting himself a reward of some kind.<\/p>\n<p>(Food, attention, who knows?)<\/p>\n<p>The point?<\/p>\n<p>Lately people have been sending me unsolicited books in the mail.<\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t know who&#8217;s teaching people to do this.<\/p>\n<p>But, sometimes I will get a book in the mail from someone I don&#8217;t\u00a0know, have never heard of, and who didn&#8217;t even give me a heads up.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m guessing they think I&#8217;ll reward them somehow.<\/p>\n<p>(With what, I have no idea.)<\/p>\n<p>But, it doesn&#8217;t work that way.<\/p>\n<p>For one, I never asked for any of these books.<\/p>\n<p>In fact, I&#8217;ve already got enough reading to last me the next\u00a0several years, which they&#8217;d have known if they took 10 seconds to,\u00a0you know, ask me first. Nothing against receiving gifts, but, like\u00a0Shamus&#8217;s gift, if it&#8217;s not something I want, it becomes more of an\u00a0imposition &#8212; gotta find a place to put these books or else throw\u00a0them out or whatever &#8212; than a gift.<\/p>\n<p>And secondly:<\/p>\n<p>Offering strangers stuff they don&#8217;t want ain&#8217;t persuasion.<\/p>\n<p>It won&#8217;t kick-start the so-called &#8220;law of reciprocity.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>And, frankly, it&#8217;s a waste of your money.<\/p>\n<p>And you know what?<\/p>\n<p>That goes for trying to sell anything.<\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t know who said it.<\/p>\n<p>(Dale Carnegie?)<\/p>\n<p>But, just because you like strawberry shortcake, doesn&#8217;t mean you\u00a0should try to catch catfish with it.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, down to bid&#8217;niz:<\/p>\n<p>If you want to learn how to sell (not just be a giveaway artist)\u00a0check out the &#8220;Email Players&#8221; newsletter.<\/p>\n<p>It ain&#8217;t cheap.<\/p>\n<p>And, it ain&#8217;t for price shoppers.<\/p>\n<p>But it shows you how to sell.<\/p>\n<p>And, in a way people *like* buying from.<\/p>\n<p>Subscription info here:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.EmailPlayers.com\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><strong>www.EmailPlayers.com<\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Ben Settle<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Let me tell you about Shamus, my neighbor&#8217;s cat. 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